***Official November Chat Thread: The Golden Duck***

[CalledDownLight]

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+8 BIs today.

Holla.

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are you out of that 11 BI downswong you had the other day?

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Yeah. I actually finished that day -9BIs but have since been on a heater somewhere to the tune of +17BIs.

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I was on a rough stretch of about -$2k coming from all over the place (FR, 5/10 and 10/20 hu minbet for about -$700, and donkaments).

Caught a mini heater since then. +17 BIs in about 2900 hands.

[CalledDownLight]

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

MP1: $114.15
MP2: $80.45
CO: $117.10
BTN: $98
SB: $93.85
Hero (BB): $249.90
UTG: $95
UTG+1: $99.50

Pre-Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
2 folds, MP1 calls $1, <font color="red">MP2 raises to $5</font>, 3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $14</font>, MP1 calls $13, MP2 calls $9

Flop: ($42.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $30</font>, MP1 folds, <font color="red">MP2 raises to $66.45 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $36.45

Turn: ($175.40) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($175.40) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $175.40 Pot ($3 Rake)
MP2 mucked J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$80.45 NET)
Hero showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Queens) and WON $172.40 (+$91.95 NET)


ship ship

[SABR42]

ashdjashdksjahdkadkadjsdsjsdsakdksdsljasldsakljdhk sahksjdsksakjdsakjasdkhdkhdksfdgasgdjksksadgadkdga

diediediediediediediediediedie

poker is no fun when my good hands can't hold up

[too eazy]

typical day just exchanging some one outers.

PokerStars Game #13345893630: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/11/19 - 19:44:23 (ET)
Table 'Telephus' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: justchekin ($663.45 in chips)
Seat 2: azukar ($400 in chips)
Seat 3: Ste@mer ($414 in chips)
Seat 4: bucklicious ($284.95 in chips)
Seat 5: borat1982 ($382.90 in chips)
Seat 6: rivzilla ($82 in chips)
Seat 7: microfish4 ($90.60 in chips)
Seat 8: Bober1 ($400.10 in chips)
Seat 9: too eazy ($431.30 in chips)
bucklicious: posts small blind $2
borat1982: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to too eazy [Ac Ks]
rivzilla: folds
microfish4: folds
Bober1: raises $12 to $16
too eazy: raises $32 to $48
justchekin: folds
azukar: folds
Ste@mer: folds
bucklicious: folds
borat1982: folds
Bober1: calls $32
*** FLOP *** [Kh Kd Jc]
Bober1: checks
too eazy: bets $54
Bober1: calls $54
*** TURN *** [Kh Kd Jc] [As]
Bober1: checks
too eazy: bets $124
Bober1: raises $174.10 to $298.10 and is all-in
too eazy: calls $174.10
*** RIVER *** [Kh Kd Jc As] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Bober1: shows [Ah Ad] (a full house, Aces full of Kings)
too eazy: shows [Ac Ks] (four of a kind, Kings)
too eazy collected $803.20 from pot
too eazy said, "oh my dear lord"
Bober1 said, "wagsdagasdgdsg"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $806.20 | Rake $3
Board [Kh Kd Jc As Kc]
Seat 1: justchekin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: azukar folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Ste@mer (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: bucklicious (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: borat1982 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: rivzilla folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: microfish4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Bober1 showed [Ah Ad] and lost with a full house, Aces full of Kings
Seat 9: too eazy showed [Ac Ks] and won ($803.20) with four of a kind, Kings

[SABR42]

I really [censored] hate KK today:

#1 and #2 are coolers, but #3 and #4 are just pathetic.

Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $211
Hero (BB): $200
UTG: $86
UTG+1: $200
MP1: $203
MP2: $203
CO: $215.35
BTN: $200

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
4 folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $7</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $24</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $215.35 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $176 and is All-In

Flop: ($401) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($401) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($401) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $401 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Eights) and LOST (-$200 NET)
CO showed A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Eights) and WON $398 (+$198 NET)

Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG+1: $244.20
UTG+2: $199
MP1: $216
Hero (MP2): $204.15
CO: $208.70
BTN: $106.75
SB: $100.40
BB: $234.35
UTG: $197.60

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (MP2)
3 folds, <font color="red">MP1 raises to $8</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $26</font>, 4 folds, MP1 calls $18

Flop: ($55) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
MP1 checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $37</font>, <font color="red">MP1 raises to $190 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $141.15 and is All-In

Turn: ($411.30) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($411.30) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $411.30 Pot ($3 Rake)
MP1 showed A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON $408.30 (+$204.15 NET)
Hero mucked K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$204.15 NET)

Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $143
Hero (UTG): $338.20
UTG+1: $234
UTG+2: $128.15
MP1: $43
MP2: $267.15
CO: $109
BTN: $370.80
SB: $196

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $8</font>, UTG+1 folds, <font color="red">UTG+2 raises to $14</font>, 6 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $42</font>, <font color="red">UTG+2 raises to $128.15 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $86.15

Flop: ($259.30) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($259.30) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($259.30) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $259.30 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Eights) and LOST (-$128.15 NET)
UTG+2 showed A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Eights) and WON $256.30 (+$128.15 NET)

Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: $200.50
SB: $81.70
BB: $181.80
UTG: $195
UTG+1: $186
UTG+2: $24.45
Hero (MP1): $609.70
MP2: $193
CO: $459.90

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (MP1)
2 folds, UTG+2 calls $2, <font color="red">Hero raises to $10</font>, 2 folds, BTN calls $10, 3 folds

Flop: ($25) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $18</font>, BTN calls $18

Turn: ($61) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $40</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $172.50 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $132.50

River: ($406) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $406 Pot ($3 Rake)
BTN showed J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a flush, Jack high) and WON $403 (+$202.50 NET)
Hero showed K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Threes) and LOST (-$200.50 NET)

[the_main]

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Just saw Brothers Solomon, hilarious.

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Watched it on your reccomendation, was good for a lol.

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Good or bad thing ha? We had just watched Balls of Fury before watching this, so maybe that made it seem funnier then it actually was, since Balls of Fury was such a huge pile of junk.

I thought the bit w/ the airplane flying banner was hilarious though. And when they go to the sperm bank.

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Mostly good lols, but I like that kind of stupid humour.

Since you enjoyed it, you'll probably like 'it's always sunny in philidelphia'. It's probbaly my favourite currently runing TV comedy.

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usually i just minbet mtg38ksopok2...

ps, how creepy is his username

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what am I missing?
Is it some 'magic the gathering' reference?

[Das Budrick]

*** RIVER *** [Kh Kd Jc As] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Bober1: shows [Ah Ad] (a full house, Aces full of Kings)
too eazy: shows [Ac Ks] (four of a kind, Kings)
too eazy collected $803.20 from pot
too eazy said, "oh my dear lord"
Bober1 said, "wagsdagasdgdsg"


lolol chat

[CalledDownLight]

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typical day just exchanging some one outers.

PokerStars Game #13345893630: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/11/19 - 19:44:23 (ET)
Table 'Telephus' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: justchekin ($663.45 in chips)
Seat 2: azukar ($400 in chips)
Seat 3: Ste@mer ($414 in chips)
Seat 4: bucklicious ($284.95 in chips)
Seat 5: borat1982 ($382.90 in chips)
Seat 6: rivzilla ($82 in chips)
Seat 7: microfish4 ($90.60 in chips)
Seat 8: Bober1 ($400.10 in chips)
Seat 9: too eazy ($431.30 in chips)
bucklicious: posts small blind $2
borat1982: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to too eazy [Ac Ks]
rivzilla: folds
microfish4: folds
Bober1: raises $12 to $16
too eazy: raises $32 to $48
justchekin: folds
azukar: folds
Ste@mer: folds
bucklicious: folds
borat1982: folds
Bober1: calls $32
*** FLOP *** [Kh Kd Jc]
Bober1: checks
too eazy: bets $54
Bober1: calls $54
*** TURN *** [Kh Kd Jc] [As]
Bober1: checks
too eazy: bets $124
Bober1: raises $174.10 to $298.10 and is all-in
too eazy: calls $174.10
*** RIVER *** [Kh Kd Jc As] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Bober1: shows [Ah Ad] (a full house, Aces full of Kings)
too eazy: shows [Ac Ks] (four of a kind, Kings)
too eazy collected $803.20 from pot
too eazy said, "oh my dear lord"
Bober1 said, "wagsdagasdgdsg"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $806.20 | Rake $3
Board [Kh Kd Jc As Kc]
Seat 1: justchekin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: azukar folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Ste@mer (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: bucklicious (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: borat1982 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: rivzilla folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: microfish4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Bober1 showed [Ah Ad] and lost with a full house, Aces full of Kings
Seat 9: too eazy showed [Ac Ks] and won ($803.20) with four of a kind, Kings

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lol sick

[1p0kerboy]

Ship the $1k day.

Boo-yah.