Aggressive Ugly Girls

[2218]

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pretend like you're semi-enjoying her gooey advances, and even throw a little back. hottie will like it imo

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The only thing hottie will like is the fact that her ugly friend is finally getting some action. And then you're done with the hottie.

[catalyst]

this thread is out of control

[SoloAJ]

This thread has multiple lol moments for me. The picture of Iceman...followed by subzero...followed by PF reference...followed by Bond gun...

All wonderful. I like how even though alobar doesn't believe what in what he wrote, he still have the ability to write such fantastic posts.

Props to you, sir.

[AlexM]

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Tell the UG that she really reminds you of your dead mother/sister/grandmother/aunt.

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I like this one.

[M2d]

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you need a wingman imo

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winner

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so true... need a wingman with sub-zero standards.

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You don't understand the idea of a wingman, do you? if he's acting as your wingman, he's obliged to take the hit with the beast if it means you get a clear shot at the beauty. the downside, of course, is when he spots the hottie and you're automatically put into wingman mode. then, you have to take a deep breath, wrap it up and do your duty.

[adsman]

All of you poor fools lamely sprouting the wisdom of Alobars advice, did it perhaps escape your attention that a key point of his idea is that you have to sleep with the horrible ugly chick?

[selurah]

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Did somebody say "sub zero"?

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good stuff

[ronmacdonald]

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Bang her in the ass in the bathroom and then send her home on her bike obv

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