FutureDoc, Look inside.....[CENSORED] THREAD! [CENSORED] THREAD!

[suzzer99]

We had a keg party at the end of our dorm hall and didn't get caught. It was a bitch getting that thing up 5 flights of stairs.

Also we liked to drop heavy/loud objects down the stairwell and elevator shaft. We had a stairwell dropping club - complete with president, vice president and sergeant at arms. We also lit things on fire that filled the stairwell with toxic smoke, Old Spice deodorant was really cool for this. And we also drove golf balls into the stairwell.

Let's see what else my 2 years in the dorms? We had a grain-alcohol drinking contest. A Mickey's Big Mouth contest (the farts the next day were almost lethal). A shot of beer a minute contest. I stole a pizza truck one time. Got busted trying to steal cat food one time from the kum & go. 3 [censored] years later, same dude still wouldn't let me in the store. Such a PITA.

Stole more things from frat parties than I can count, including a few empty kegs. Never got the holy grail though - a full keg. Got busted trying a couple times. Not sure why we weren't killed. We only tried it with the pussy frats.

Probably the most fun thing was sticking our roommate in the elevator on his mattress when he was passed out drunk or stoned. He used to wake up, look at all of us, then slowly lay his head back down. We'd write anti-drug slogans on him, and leave him in the lobby. We were merciless.

I experienced a lot those 2 years. Pretty much anything crazy you could do that didn't involve women or getting laid, we were all over.

[jgunnip]

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Stole more things from frat parties than I can count, including a few empty kegs. Never got the holy grail though - a full keg. Got busted trying a couple times. Not sure why we weren't killed. We only tried it with the pussy frats.

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lol this is awesome. my freshman year my and some friends were raiding some frats kitchen and stole an $80 cheese cake

[jgunnip]

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oh yay i just had a +8 buy-in session right when i needed it the most. either games were really good or my new table selection strategy is the shipzor.

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ok, i wasn't done



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[ADLinden]

any michigan fans interested in some sort of prop bet to spice this game up even more

[BHokie1]

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I'm moving to DC! (NSFW!!!)

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You want to be the white friend ?? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[jgunnip]

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I'm moving to DC! (NSFW!!!)

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You want to be the white friend ?? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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OMGOMGOMGOMG ROFLROFLROFLROFLRORLFOFLROFLRO

[kleath]

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I'm moving to DC! (NSFW!!!)

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This is why us whiteys try to move outward to northern virginia.

[vers]

keep the great stories coming suzzer. I mean a man in a diaper getting [censored], that's just classic.

[DannyOcean_]

BRAG: Clayton says i have promise.

BEAT/BRAG: Still living in the nerdish dorm. I actually like it a lot, but it's not as fun as sweating clayton as he more than tripled his BR at 4am freshman year.

[BHokie1]

Manchild man up throw the party, I've often found inviting neighbors that might otherwise complain helps. Even if they don't come to the party - well they were invited.