BBV Anonymous Confessions

[kkcountry]

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I love the drive and talent it takes for a 25 year old to land a 40+ year old.

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Seriously? I can't think of an easier score. Any young guy can nail a cougar by blinking. 40-year old broads are hornier than anyone. I have trouble picking up hot chicks at clubs, but I have to fight cougars off with a stick. (And I do, because I don't like 'em that old).

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what's the gameplan for a guy in his early 20's to score some cougar tail? where do i meet them? how do i make sure i don't get shot by an angry husband? (not looking to sleep with married chicks, that's wrong)

[SecretOfMana]

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The answer to all those questions OOT asks itself daily

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When I was 23 (4 years ago) I went to the gym quite a bit. My lifting partner and I were pretty buff at that point and looked good (BEEFCAAAAAAKE!). We made fun of everyone else at the gym on a daily basis between ourselves and were horribly mean because we viewed them as inferior. One of the girls that came to the gym had terrible looking frizzy, curly hair, overweight by like 30 pounds, never talked to anyone, and was a rumored lesbian. She looked to be about 21 or 22. We made fun of her constantly. One day as I was leaving the gym I saw her in front of me walking to her car, she got into a brand new Range Rover as I walked to my old Honda. I suddenly saw the light. The next time I saw her at the gym I started talking to her and found out who her stepdad was through conversation. I found out that he bought and sold shopping malls and owned a very well known company in my city. I asked another person at the gym if he knew who she was and he laughed and mentioned how ugly she was and I laughed along with him. Then he told me her family was probably worth in excess of $100 million. I stopped laughing. I grew up poor (750 sq. ft house for 5 kids and parents) and I didn't want to be poor anymore. I launched an all out romantic attack on her, we started going out, she still may have been a lesbain but I didn't care, we eventually moved in together, I still couldn't look at her without cringing, and 2 years later we got married. This woman is now my wife.

Beat: I probably married a lesbian
Brag: Her parents bought us a $600,000 house in a country club subdivision that he owns for our wedding present and I work for her dad managing part of his real estate portfolio. I'm on salary at $240,000 a year. Her trust fund pays her $8800/month until she's 30 and she will receive a $10 million lump sum on her 30th birthday. He's 73 now and not doing well, the inheritance will be sick since he didn't have any kids on his own due to completely immersing himself in his business his entire life. I love the money, my wife can't cook and she's ugly, but I'm rich.
Variance: I married someone that I hate and can't look.

My advice to anyone thinking of doing the same thing, swallow your pride and marry the first time for money and the second time for love.

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Thats f'ed up DDY.

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Why does everyone assume all the F'd up ones are me??!?!?!?!?!?!

This one is particularly [censored] up if true. Just wow. Male gold digger. This mfer needs to get hit by a bus or barely survive a fire. You're stealing this woman's best years then you're going to dump her once she actually is old then it will really be too late for her to find anyone. What a piece of human garbage this guy is.

Sorry to keep editing: Keep telling yourself she is a lesbian, you piece of [censored]. I'll bet she isn't one bit. Being after money is one thing, but you're ruining this woman's life in the process. You have no soul.

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wow, sums up everything that i wanted to say nicely...preach on brotha

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I didnt really think nothing of it buy ya raises some good points, f-ed up story

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no-one in the right state of mind would pass this up, I grew up poor too. My great parents were probably more poor than any of your great grand parents, several of my grandma's siblings died of starvation. But that was common amongst the peasent population at the time, atleast my grand parents are doing well now. They would still probably have a heart attack if they knew how much money I lose on daily basis.

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At least this one wasn't this guy's fault [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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When i was 17 id only had my liscence for like 6 months..i was leaving wal mart in my small town in the middle of the afternoon...it was really sunny and i had to turn left and cross 3 lanes of traffic...the sun was in my eyes really bad and when i thought i had a clear spot i just floored it...i t-boned a woman who was appeared out of nowhere in the setting sun...i hit her hard...i remember a loud boom and i blacked out temporarily...when i woke up i saw her car turned over on its roof..i knew it was bad....the woman died...she was 7 months pregnant...she was the wife of a well known young doctor in our town...i was cleared of any criminal wrongdoing (after a lengthy investigation) and they have since put a traffic light at that intersection...i have not been behind the wheel of a vehicle since then...im 23 now...a piece of me died that afternoon with that woman and her unborn child...and not a small piece...my stories are true..my pain is real...

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[adanthar]

And now, back to the more usual 'Poker players interact with women' pattern

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Went to Vegas on business, so no wife. Up $700 or so
at 1-2 the first night downing drinks the whole while.
About 4am I lose all my winnings in 5 stupid hands
and leave with what I came with. I am so hammered I
can't walk straight. I am bummed about not booking a
win so I cruise around the casino until I spot some
working girls. Pick one out and take her to my room,
we agree on a price and settle up, and the fun begins.
Once she gets her clothes off, much to my surprise,
she is smoking hot. Body is a 10. I get an awesome
hummer then stick it in and she moves so good.
Incredible sex. After, she asks if she can take a
shower. Sure thing, and drunk and happy I doze off.
The next morning I find out that after I fell asleep
she found my poker roll and made off with it. Fun
times, but not worth a grand. Not to mention having
to eat DelTaco the rest of the trip, and can't play
poker during a week in Vegas. Suxxors.

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[blutarski]

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Ironically, this one got filtered to my spam folder (get it, spam?)

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i am incredibly lazy. i haven't done laundry in 6 weeks, and have worn whatever has the least amount of stains on it since then. i've been wearing nothing but sandals for the past week because i am out of clean socks. today, i wore my last clean t shirt, and only have one pair of boxers that doesn't smell like balls. there are over 20 cups filled with various amounts of cola, water, and alcohol in my room. i don't actively go out and meet girls/try to get laid because it would mean that i would have to do some laundry and clean my room if i ever wanted anything to happen. i'm not gay or anything, but the infinite amount of porn online makes dating seem so much less attractive. basically, i hate a part of myself for being such an ambitionless slob.

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Go to the doctor (even if you have to wear dirty clothes) get him to give you a prescription for an anti-depressant. Wait a month. Feel better and get laid.

[kkcountry]

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And now, back to the more usual 'Poker players interact with mexicans' pattern

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Went to Commerce on business....Up $130,000 or so....I get an awesome hummer....drunk and happy I doze off....The next morning I find out that after I fell asleep
he found my poker roll and made off with it. Fun
times, but not worth 130k.

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[adanthar]

oh man this forum drama is incredibly important

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Whoever wrote you earlier saying they are WIDK was
lying. I know who the real WIDK is and gave me
permission to write this. WIDK is tired of the
gimmick and probably won't be returning for a long
time. It's too much work for him, and he is doesn't
want the gimmick to get old. WIDK wants to end on top
by having owned TxRedman.

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Paging limon to thread #9762745

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sup

my confession; my life
I'm currently 15 years old. 2p2 lurker mainly, not many posts. I first started playing cards for money when I was 11 on a scouting trip. just $5, and risking that much money scared me since I'm kinda poor. I lost and felt horrible for wasting the money, but liked the game so started playing with friends at 12-13. these games were $10R and I couldn't win. I remember being really sad when I was down ~$50. I bought books and started playing freerolls online. I was really smart, top 1% of my class now and figured I could learn to win. I continued tracking my progress and eventually started winning. I was up a couple hundred or so...

during the summer, when the games died down, I started playing with some of my friends that weren't very smart who only played to seem cool. this included my old best friend who I was still good friends with. the kids were so bad, and I would win most of the games making only liek $20 per game.
winning most wasn't enough, so I started cheating. my other friend and I colluded and from there on just cleaned every game. the idiots didn't even notice. one of my favorite tricks was asking "is this a full deck?" then thumbing through the deck pretending to count htem and switching cards around so my partner would get his flush or whatever. classic. over the summer, we brought in about $150-200 each.

tougher games started up again the next year. I got better at cheating and started stacking the deck by myself and winning more. but, online you can't cheat obv. I would win some money here and there from freerolls, and once even ran $5 up to $1k in a few days. then played at like $25/50 to go ultra robustoo but lost it all. through the home game cheating, which I stopped at like 14.5yrs, I probably won about 750-1k. spent most of it on burger king, though.

now, I have money. I don't cheat anymore. I win a decent amount that my mom doesn't know about. I don't really spend it... I don't do much things that cost money. In school I'm kinda shy, I guess cause I'm really self conscious about things. I'm definitely not ugly, but I've yet to have a gf. friends w/ popular kids though and everyone knows me for being real smart and also semi-athletic. I would just join in with all the crazy parties wherr erybody gits whakkkkkkkkedd, but I wanna be richh and am afraid doin bad stuff could mess me up. I will pretty much need a full scholarship to go to college, which I'll probably get. my ultimate goal in life is to be a millionaire by the time I'm 21 then just live life and nail HS bitches/ get [censored] everrry day.

comments?

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A cousin sex/cuckolding 2 for 1 special

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My first marriage ended when my wife and I went to her family reunion. We had a pretty normal married life until this point, with a young child, but a moribund sex life.

The reunion was big affair over a weekend with nearly a hundred of her relatives attending. She ran into a cousin she hadn't seen for a few years and they got to talking. I didn't think anything of it and left the party to go to work. They were sexing it up by that evening. By the end of the weekend she decided she was leaving me and was going to move across country and possibly marry her first cousin. This was basically announced in front of all of her relatives. This wasn't one of those distant cousins either. They had grown up together and saw each other all the time.

Obviously I left the marriage and ended up moving back in with my parents. The cousin dalliance lasted about a month and I took legal steps to make sure she couldn't move my child across the country. We have been divorced for ten years and she has never done anything remotely as bizarre since. It's still almost as humiliating now as when it happened.

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[SecretOfMana]

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Degenerate gambling in BBV? You don't say

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I'm not much of an attention seeking person, but I really need to get this
off my chest. I post semi-regularly on the boards and am seen as a good
thinking smart player. What people don't know is that I am manic depressive
and have a huge gambling problem.

I will often jump 10 * the limit I'm playing because voices start to fill my
head and obviously lose. I'm in major debt right now although I have lent
out more than what I am debt for to friends and family that I don't expect
to get back. After everytime I go busto, I heavily contemplate suicide with
random thoughts of killing random people along with me. Sometimes a random
person will show up in my dream that I haven't thought of for a couple years
and I would have strong urges to take that person down with me. I feel that
there is a real strong possibility that this might happen down the line;
I've done major damage to my body already and don't value life nearly as
much as the next person.

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edit: serious response: 1-800-GAMBLER seems like it's probably for you. You don't need to be anywhere around poker.

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Might have been written by me after going busto for the 8th time this month.

[blutarski]

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throway email, so don't bother trying to trace.. I post semi-regularly in
bbv.

I'm a man, married a while, and my wife and I do dominant/submissive sex
with me being sub. She dog collars me, light bondage, spanks me, I dress in
her undergarmets and she SIIMP with a strap on, calls me a whore, [censored] etc.

It's actually done wonders for our sex life since I confessed this fantasy
recently. We don't do this everytime, but occasionally.

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sup Nath

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lol, so many cousins.