My [censored] smells worse than normal today

[Smell The Glove]

This afternoon I took a huge disgusting dump and did a merely cursory job of wiping. My ladyfriend was coming over tonight for a cook dinner/ watch a movie/ have sex date. So I took a shower beforehand.

As I was taking off my clothes, I was like god-[censored]-damn my [censored] smells terrrrrible. So I took extra care to wash it while in the shower.

Now, OK I had her lick my ass in the past and she's been into it (obv brag). Anyway, after we made dinner tonight, I went to the bathroom to take a piss and as soon as I unzipped, I noticed that awful smell again. I sat on the toilet and wetted some toilet paper and wiped and cleaned like hell.

Later on I go down on her and then after she cums, she starts to take off my pants. I warn her with something like, hey you know maybe watch out because I was kinda smelly earlier. She laughed it off and said that I'm too self conscious (which I am). Then she starts to go down on me and she makes what's probably the most disgusted face I've ever seen in my life.

She moves back up toward me and she's all like zomg you weren't lying. We proceed to make out and [censored] a few times, but we're both careful to keep my ass as far away from her face as humanly possible.

here's what her face looked like (sorry but mspainting hair too time consuming so i just stold some):





edit: most of the [censored] words in this post are the word a**hole.

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That's kylebs mom you're gonna get banned.

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