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OT: Fat chick sex
2+2ers, I need your advice.
Tonight, I had a man-date with Yugo. We had a nice, romantic dinner at a place recommended by SFB, then repaired to the bar next door, which SFB assured us was a cougar paradise. Yugo thought it was teh suck, so I had him drop me off, then I snuck back there. The chicks were mostly ugly and old, but whatever. At least I wasn't sitting at home. So I'm chillin', and three fat chicks wave me over. And I'm not talkin' pudgy. I'm talkin' outright fat. But young. And kinda pretty for fat chicks. And the fat is mostly in the hips and boobies, FWIW. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] And the prettiest one starts diggin' me. And one thing leads to another, and we start making out. And she's into some really kinky stuff. Or so she says. Then she sticks her tongue out and touches the underside of her chin. [img]/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img] Then she says she has no gag reflex. [img]/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img] Then she says I'm gonna have to take her out to dinner tomorrow (meaning Sat. evening) if I want to splooge in her presence. And if I do so, said splooge is guaranteed. Now, some explanation is necessary here. I've never been with a fat chick. I tried once, shortly before Irieguy's Christmas party, and I just couldn't figure out how to move all the excess flesh out of the way. So the deal was never consummated. But now, I figure I have some experience at how to seal the deal. Or if that doesn't work, at least I get some devil tongue action. So what's my move? |
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Re: OT: Fat chick sex
cliff notes? fat chicks give good head
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Re: OT: Fat chick sex
zomg were you at the canyon. total cougar paradise
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Re: OT: Fat chick sex
Fat chicks are like mopeds; They are fun to ride til your friends see you.
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Re: OT: Fat chick sex
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Fat chicks are like mopeds; They are fun to ride til your friends see you. [/ QUOTE ] AHAHAHA i saw that episode tonight!! lol fury piles. best csi ep ever |
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Re: OT: Fat chick sex
go ahead and bonk the beast if u must. but id rather have dignity
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Re: OT: Fat chick sex
Stop being such a pussy Pineapple. Just roll her in flour and [censored] the wet spots.
LDO. tr PLZ! |
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Re: OT: Fat chick sex
This thread is gold. Add it to the stickies!!! LOL
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Re: OT: Fat chick sex
fat chic
lotta shadow in the summer warm in the winter |
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