You know you're a poker degen when...

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when you bring home and illegal alien from home depot to choke you in the shower

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first time I ever actually laughed out loud at something on 2p2, holy [censored]
LOL

[kemystery]

[*]squeeze one off whenever Karina Jett buys into a $5+1 Razz tourney on FT

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LOSE EVERY POT ALL DAY LONG TO 92
SDL;KGL;'ASK
ASDG;
'ASGF
'ADFG
'SDF;G'SDF;G

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[ QUOTE ]
LOSE EVERY POT ALL DAY LONG TO 92
SDL;KGL;'ASK
ASDG;
'ASGF
'ADFG
'SDF;G'SDF;G

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[JSmith2007]

Reply to PM? [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[Proline Fiend]

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LOSE EVERY POT ALL DAY LONG TO 92
SDL;KGL;'ASK
ASDG;
'ASGF
'ADFG
'SDF;G'SDF;G

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lol hes serious

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...;gonew=1#UNREAD

[Astyanax]

[ QUOTE ][*]squeeze one off whenever Karina Jett buys into a $5+1 Razz tourney on FT

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This reminds me of the best post ever OP on 2+2 about a guy settling down for wank over a razz hand - funniest [censored] ever!

Special Edd you suck, your posts are pathetic.
Post Count >Bankroll

You know you're a poker degen when instead of women...you dream about flops and nuts...

I agree with all of OP's [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[Ryanj37]

When you rate everything based on starting hands

(Playing tennis) "That serve was pocket aces!"

"How was your exam?" "About A7s"

[HonestRyan]

when you have your own Poker blog [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Fishonaquest]

When you get mad that the telephone rings thinking: "That call just cost me 4 Big Blinds"

When you hate the postman, because he needs your signature and you need to stand up to get your pokergifts.

When you organize your life around Poker and not the other way around

when you have yet to beat NL25, but are think about spending your future NL1000 wininngs.

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