LOL Val DOESNT have a date

[valenzuela]

Since everyone kinda enjoyed my misery on the POG championship thread I will start an official val love misery thread.

Today I wanted to go out with a girl I like, so I log in to MSN and the she is, we try to come up with something to do as a group( with 7 or 8 more persons) and it somehow fails so she asks me to go clubbing with her and 2 more ppl( a dude and a girl). At this point I was really liking my chances and then she says thats its better to go out wednesday night so we can organize it better, then I tell her why does it matter if its well organized or not, and shes like "I dont want to go out anymore" and then I tell her " why the [censored] do you tell me to go clubbing and then you say that you dont want to" and then she says" I dont want to go on with this discussion" then is say" bye, too bad that you chose being alone isntead of going out "

[clowntable]

tl;dr

[chim17]

I would try to avoid starting questions with "why the [censored]"

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I would try to avoid starting questions with "why the [censored]"

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Why the [censored] would you give advice like that?

[Our House]

Your mind says, *bitch, why the [censored]...*

Your mouth says, "how come..."

That's the way it's supposed to work.

[Bulletproof Monk]

wtf just go clubbing anyway?

[Bulletproof Monk]

btw im not sure if this was just a joke thread or an advice thread but if you are trying to bang this girl there is so much wrong with this that it isnt even funny....

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Today I wanted to go out with a girl I like, so I log in to MSN and the she is

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we try to come up with something to do as a group( with 7 or 8 more persons)

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it somehow fails so she asks me to go clubbing with her and 2 more ppl( a dude and a girl). At this point I was really liking my chances

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all 3 of these are wtf lol....

[His Boy Elroy]

I thought South American guys were supposed to be smooth?

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I thought South American guys were supposed to be smooth?

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Not that far south.

[Zurvan]

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I thought South American guys were supposed to be smooth?

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It's like the Beavis and Butthead theory of sucky music:

"If some music didn't suck, how would we know what rocked?"

Val's like the sucky music, that lets you know the smooth guys are smooth. (No offense val, I'm the B-52's of picking up chicks)