Need humiliation prop bet ideas / Randy Moss winning a Super Bowl

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Relevant history: My uncle and I are lifelong Vikings fans (beat) that have always disagreed on Randy Moss' ability to help a team. During his last days in MN and when he was in Oakland my uncle said no team would ever win a Super Bowl if Moss played for them (he's too selfish, doesn't want to win bad enough, blah blah). I told him that's very easy to say if he's the only guy on his team that can actually play, but things would be quite different for a NE or Indy kind of team. Fast forward to 2007, my uncle is standing by his statement that Moss will never win a Super Bowl in his career, so we will set up a humiliation bet as to whether Moss ever wins one.

The only thing I can think of so far is the loser has to wear some sort of girly Randy Moss fanboy outfit (tight shirt or cheerleader top, skirt, etc) to a Vikings or Patriots game. Smashing a Randy Moss pie into his face at a large public venue would also be cool when I win, but idk what he would do to me if I lost.

So does anyone have some good ideas?

[Semtex]

whenever they discuss horseracing on espn and they say 'we now welcome randy moss,' i keep thinking in the back of my head he is some underground expert on horses and the camera is going to cut to randy moss wearing a doo rag, holding a bunch of 100s and smoking a cigar. then its some random white guy.

[doucy]

So I guess you pussied out of betting $1k with your uncle?

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So I guess you pussied out of betting $1k with your uncle?

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I actually bet $500 at 5:1 for the Pats to win it all this season only, which looks like a pretty good bet right now. We were talking about adding a humiliation bet earlier but didn't really discuss it after we made that last bet until this past Sunday. As it turns out he still thinks Moss won't ever win a SB so we want to get the humiliation bet going as well.

[Yeti]

loser has to wear a belichick hoodie in public every day for 2 months

[jogsxyz]

Does your uncle play poker?

Loser must wear a dress with a sign saying Randy Moss' bitch while playing poker, preferably at a WPT or WSOP event.

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Does your uncle play poker?

Loser must wear a dress with a sign saying Randy Moss' bitch while playing poker, preferably at a WPT or WSOP event.

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Unfortunately not. He's a surgeon.

[dlk9s]

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Does your uncle play poker?

Loser must wear a dress with a sign saying Randy Moss' bitch while playing poker, preferably at a WPT or WSOP event.

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Unfortunately not. He's a surgeon.

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Ok, then he should wear it during surgery.