Post a hand you played like a true donk.

PartyGirlUK · #1 06-23-2007, 02:51 PM

PokerStars Game #10581257678: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/06/23 - 14:40:36 (ET)
Table 'Aschera' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: nemuii ($852.95 in chips)
Seat 3: deanrover6 ($600 in chips)
Seat 6: creat!ve ($950.85 in chips)
deanrover6: posts small blind $3
creat!ve: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to deanrover6 [9s 5s]
nemuii: folds
deanrover6: raises $12 to $18
creat!ve: raises $52 to $70
deanrover6: raises $89 to $159
creat!ve: calls $89
*** FLOP *** [4d 9d 7s]
deanrover6: checks
creat!ve: bets $148
deanrover6: calls $148
*** TURN *** [4d 9d 7s] [3s]
deanrover6: bets $293 and is all-in
creat!ve: calls $293
*** RIVER *** [4d 9d 7s 3s] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
deanrover6: shows [9s 5s] (two pair, Nines and Fives)
creat!ve: mucks hand
deanrover6 collected $1199 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1200 | Rake $1
Board [4d 9d 7s 3s 5c]
Seat 2: nemuii (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: deanrover6 (small blind) showed [9s 5s] and won ($1199) with two pair, Nines and Fives
Seat 6: creat!ve (big blind) mucked [Ts Tc]

Yeti · #2 06-23-2007, 02:52 PM

that definitely qualifies.

gehrig · #3 06-23-2007, 02:55 PM

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
SB calls, Hero checks.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2SB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB checks.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (1BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB caps, Hero calls.

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (9BB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, Hero caps, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 17BB
SB showed Ks 3c
Hero showed 5c 2h

PartyGirlUK · #4 06-23-2007, 02:56 PM

Post deleted by Dean.

losingdonkey · #5 06-23-2007, 02:58 PM

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.05/$0.10 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $3.30
BB: $3.40
UTG: $9.10
MP: $25.10
hero (CO): $12.05
BTN: $5.65

Preflop: hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, MP raises to $0.40, hero raises to $1.00, 2 folds, BB calls $0.90, MP calls $0.60

Flop: ($3.05) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, MP bets $2.60, hero raises all-in to $11.05, BB folds, MP calls $8.45
Uncalled bet of $0.00 returned to hero

Turn: ($25.15) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($25.15) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $25.15 ($1.25 Rake)

MP had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$12.05)
hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON (+$11.85)

Conte Rules · #6 06-23-2007, 02:59 PM

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (8 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Hero (t1500)
Button (t1490)
SB (t1480)
BB (t3030)
UTG (t1500)
UTG+1 (t1500)
MP1 (t1500)
MP2 (t1500)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t20, 1 fold, MP2 calls t20, Hero raises to t120, Button calls t120, SB calls t110, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls t100, MP2 calls t100.

Flop: (t620) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB checks, UTG+1 checks, MP2 bets t100, Hero raises to t1380, Button folds, SB calls t1360 (All-In), UTG+1 folds, MP2 folds.

Turn: (t3460) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t3460) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t3460

Results in white below: 
SB has Ac Qs (three of a kind, queens).
Hero has Kc Kd (two pair, kings and queens).
Outcome: SB wins t3440. Hero wins t20.

Pudge714 · #7 06-23-2007, 03:02 PM

UTG (t1970)
UTG+1 (t1495)
MP1 (t755)
MP2 (t1290)
MP3 (t1420)
CO (t1840)
Hero (t2110)
SB (t1405)
BB (t1215)

Preflop: Hero is in Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 folds, CO folds, Hero calls t100, SB folds, BB checks

Flop: (t250) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t150, BB calls t150

Turn: (t550) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: (t550) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets t300 leaving 650 behind , Hero raises to t1860 (All-in), BB folds getting 4:1

ikestoys · #8 06-23-2007, 03:08 PM

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $10/$25
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $5260
UTG+1: $3229
CO: $2551
Button: $2016
SB: $7341
ikestoys: $5227

Pre-flop: (6 players) ikestoys is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
4 folds, SB raises to $100, ikestoys raises to $300, SB calls.

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($600, 2 players)
SB checks, ikestoys bets $400, SB calls.

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($1400, 2 players)
SB checks, ikestoys bets $1100, SB calls.

River: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($3600, 2 players)
SB checks, ikestoys bets $2000, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: $7600
ikestoys Shows Js Jc
SB Shows As 8h

Pasterbator · #9 06-23-2007, 03:09 PM

my favorite hand of all times.

i almost posted it with commentary, but i think the hand speaks for itself.

FullTiltPoker Game #2730771249: Table Wade (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:11:16 ET - 2007/06/21
Seat 1: Pasterbator ($675)
Seat 2: jkjsm4 ($818.50)
Pasterbator posts the small blind of $3
jkjsm4 posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Pasterbator [9h As]
Pasterbator raises to $18
jkjsm4 raises to $54
Pasterbator calls $36
*** FLOP *** [Qd 5s 4h]
jkjsm4 bets $54
Pasterbator calls $54
*** TURN *** [Qd 5s 4h] [Qs]
jkjsm4 bets $24
Pasterbator calls $24
*** RIVER *** [Qd 5s 4h Qs] [7d]
jkjsm4 bets $132
Pasterbator raises to $543, and is all in
jkjsm4 calls $411
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Pasterbator shows [9h As] a pair of Queens
jkjsm4 shows [Qh Ah] three of a kind, Queens
jkjsm4 wins the pot ($1,349.50) with three of a kind, Queens

he just played it so darn trickily.

markdeeznutz · #10 06-23-2007, 03:11 PM

POKERSTARS GAME #10566582139: HOLD'EM LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/06/22 - 17:16:30 (ET)
Table 'Eulalia III' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: CLINTONNC ($120 in chips)
Seat 2: benner15 ($43.50 in chips)
Seat 3: thislexie ($41.25 in chips)
Seat 4: markder ($44.75 in chips)
Seat 5: dracula29 ($14 in chips)
Seat 6: Iron_curt ($94 in chips)
dracula29: posts small blind $0.50
Iron_curt: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to markder [6d 7c]
CLINTONNC: folds
benner15: folds
thislexie: folds
markder: raises $1 to $2
dracula29: calls $1.50
Iron_curt: folds
*** FLOP *** [Th Td Tc]
dracula29: bets $1
markder: calls $1
*** TURN *** [Th Td Tc] [3c]
dracula29: bets $2
markder: raises $2 to $4
dracula29: raises $2 to $6
markder: raises $2 to $8
Betting is capped
dracula29: calls $2
*** RIVER *** [Th Td Tc 3c] [6h]
dracula29: bets $2
markder: calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dracula29: shows [3d 8d] (a full house, Tens full of Threes)
markder: shows [6d 7c] (a full house, Tens full of Sixes)
markder collected $26 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $27 | Rake $1

thought process: no one donks into my pfrs! lemme bluff raise, damn, lemme bluff cap, damn.. oh wait 6 im golden, but i'll just call leaving him with $1 cuz i played this whole hand terribly, why stop now