BRAG: had my first threesome (lolnohookeraments)

[isotope]

I have had OMG3SUM a couple of times. All including my current GF and random strippers/girls met at ATL nightclubs. All hail bi women.

Brag: GF has made out with Brianna Banks.
Beat: Donno you tell me.
Variance: Engagement is on the horizon (I'm an ancient 29)

[Squareview]

i had my first 3 some freshman year of highschool, and it was way more juicy that this. lame3someaments. boooo

[-sk00lb0y-]

YOU RUN SO GOOD

[27offsuit]

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and my buddy does the ultimate hero move. he says "hey man i know i can get head tonight if i want it, but dude i think you can get both of them and i have to leave anyways...im gonna go."

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Realll men of geniussss............."Mr.-leaves-so-his-friend-can-bang-twooo-chicks..."


Here's to you...
...the ultimate wing man...
...sure you have two pairs of [censored] jiggling in your face...
...and you're guaranteed drunken, anonymous sex...

...but you see the big picture, my friend...
...and the big picture is your friend banging both of them...
...so you tell him you're leaving, and walk out with a smile...




....."mr.-leaves-so-his-friend-can-bang-twooo-chicks...."


edit: drats, ninjabumped. I still couldn't pass up the opportunity...

[maketheplay]

Beat: they had to look at that ugly mug

[sethypooh21]

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and my buddy does the ultimate hero move. he says "hey man i know i can get head tonight if i want it, but dude i think you can get both of them and i have to leave anyways...im gonna go."

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Realll men of geniussss............."Mr.-leaves-so-his-friend-can-bang-twooo-chicks..."


Here's to you...
...the ultimate wing man...
...sure you have two pairs of [censored] jiggling in your face...
...and you're guaranteed drunken, anonymous sex...

...but you see the big picture, my friend...
...and the big picture is your friend banging both of them...
...so you tell him you're leaving, and walk out with a smile...




....."mr.-leaves-so-his-friend-can-bang-twooo-chicks...."


edit: drats, ninjabumped. I still couldn't pass up the opportunity...

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Quality bump though, nh.

[Niwa]

wtg

[BigMac1082]

so did you sex them both anal next time? was there a next time?

[ImsaKidd]

Wow how did I miss this before?

[TheDudeChad]

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what are u getting ur friend?? cos u know he deserves something here...

friend passed on getting head, i'd say it's a no-brainer

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seems like everyone missed the genius in this post