** UNOFFICIAL STUPID QUESTIONS AND STATEMENTS THREAD *** - Page 3

RunyonAve · #21 09-26-2007, 10:43 AM

Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.

diebitter · #22 09-26-2007, 10:43 AM

what teh eff did I start?

RunyonAve · #23 09-26-2007, 10:45 AM

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Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

RunyonAve · #24 09-26-2007, 10:48 AM

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

RunyonAve · #25 09-26-2007, 10:49 AM

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane?

DBSpecial · #26 09-26-2007, 10:49 AM

1. With so many mods, how is it possible for this forum to have more [censored] threads than a hobo's burlap sleeping sack?

RunyonAve · #27 09-26-2007, 10:50 AM

If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?

RunyonAve · #28 09-26-2007, 10:52 AM

When the French swear do they say pardon my English?

RunyonAve · #29 09-26-2007, 10:57 AM

What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?

RunyonAve · #30 09-26-2007, 10:58 AM

If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?