Three jokes for the price of one

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An American, A German and a Chinaman were participating in a reality TV show. The premise of the show was that they'd be left on a deserted island for 6 months by themselves, after which the producers of the show will come and get them and all the camera footage. They were also allowed a limited amount of supplies.

Prior to the show, they were given specific assignments: The American was tasked with building shelter, the German was tasked with food production, and the Chinaman was told that he'd be in charge of the supplies.

6 months passed, and the producers returned. They immediately found the camp, and lo and behold, a nice shelter had been erected by the American. Next they saw that the German had cultivated a nice vegetable garden, and gathered food from around the island. However, the Chinaman was nowhere to be found.

So they asked the other two where the Chinaman was. The American said "We don't know, he disappeared the afternoon of the first day, and we've been surviving on our own the last 6 months".

While they were still pondering this, all of the sudden the Chinaman jumps out at them from nearby bushes, wearing a grass skirt, and a painted mask, and exclaims, "Supplies!".

[Brainwalter]

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"Supplies!".

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By far best joke in the thread. 6 foot [censored] is good too, I had heard it though.

[Ron Burgundy]

The word Chinaman alone is funny enough.

[-beavs-]

i liked the turtle joke enough to email it to my family. interesting results:
my sister hated it.
my brother loved it.
my other sister hated it.
her b/f loved it.
my mum hated it.
my dad loved it.

wtf, weird.

[SpaceAce]

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i liked the turtle joke enough to email it to my family. interesting results:
my sister hated it.
my brother loved it.
my other sister hated it.
her b/f loved it.
my mum hated it.
my dad loved it.

wtf, weird.

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This is not a surprise to me at all. As soon as I read Duck's reply, I guessed that Duck was a woman which, it turns out, seems to be true (based on some searching). I've told it to women who sort of liked it, but the overall result is "Eh, it's OK." When I tell it to guys, it usually gets a fantastic response. I really think it's because guys UNDERSTAND that behavior, the same ways guys tend to understand why someone might throw a piano off a roof or build a trebuchet to launch Buicks across farmland.

SpaceAce

[Yeti]

All,

I don't think I've ever read a 'traditional' joke on the internet that has made me guffaw for 30s like some of you seem to be doing. Occasionally a post has made me laugh for a couple of seconds, but that's it. Never really understood all this 'LOOOOOL JUST SPAT COKE ON MY MONITOR' thing either. I thought the turtle joke was pretty weak, but whatever.

[JackAll]

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JJ, that might have been the worst joke ever.

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Seconded. And the chick in ur avatar looks like a freak (and not the good kind)

[KingMarc]

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The only joke I cracked a slight smile for was ViolentGandhi's.

The turtle joke is lame at best.

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Let me guess: when asked, you say you have an excellent sense of humor, right?

SpaceAce

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Obviously not, since I still think the joke is lame.

[gol4pro]

I think the turtle joke is funny because we all have friends that would definitely do that type of thing.

[Keepitsimple]

I have already told the turtle joke twice and got good responses both times(both male fwiw).