Common things you've never done in your life

[adsman]

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never had sex in over 2 years

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I'm not usually a grammar nit, but this doesn't make any sense. You can say, 'I haven't had sex in over two years.' But this obviously infers that before this time period you have had sex. And this thread is about things that you've NEVER done. Capisci?

[CORed]

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Autofellatio

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Me either, unless you count dreams. I've tried, but I'd need either a much longer member or a much more flexible spine to accomplish it.

[Rushmore]

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Autofellatio

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Me either, unless you count dreams. I've tried, but I'd need either a much longer member or a much more flexible spine to accomplish it.

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This reminds me of the Steve Martin line from L.A. Story:

"I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day."

[Idiotex]

Never busted an online poker account.

[Autocratic]

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never been to europe
never been to an nhl(sport) game
never shot a real gun
never been drunk
never dont any sort of drugs
never seen Teh Notebook
never gone fishing
never been hunting
never failed a class
never been to mexico


I'm 18

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You forgot to add "never left your room." Seriously, wtf do you DO?

[12ressiMorP]

never watched back to the future or indiana jones

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Never been to a strip club, I also don't really plan on going to one.

[chucksim]

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I've never blown bubbles with gum because for some reason I just can't freaking do it.

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Me neither. I thought I was the only human that couldn't.

[RustedCorpse]

Seen Easy Rider
Gotten off on a BJ
Owned an Apple

[Hiiiiiiii]

Anal with a girl