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variance: idi the nigerian finally picks up a W
when i'm not at school, from time to time i help my parents out at their store. sometimes people come by to do western union transactions (for those who don't know, it's a way to send money to people in like, 10 minutes-slightly quicker than a PS transfer, infinitely more expensive).
anyway, someone comes in to send 4k to nigeria. since it's a busy day so far i don't really put too much thought into it. i have him sign the reciept after i send it and he starts talking about how this investment is gonna make him a millionaire. "oh yeah?" "yeah, this guy needs to move out a few million from nigeria but can't, so i'm sending him this money as a token of good faith or some [censored], and he's gonna send me back a couple of million." ".....................you realize this is a scam, right?" "no it isn't" "yes it is" "[censored], you're just jealous that you didn't think of this first." "no i'm not, seriously, i should cancel this transaction for you." "DON'T YOU [censored] DARE! IF YOU BLOW THIS FOR ME I'LL COME BACK HERE AND HURT YOU!" sigh "ok, fine." i keep forgetting scams like this persist because there are people whose brains have been replaced by cornuts |
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