How do I stop my girlfriend making sounds during sex?

[Lillarina]

Pretty much as soon as I go down on her, she starts making these deep, guttural moans and they make me laugh. It's ok when I'm eating her out 'cos I guess this kinda randomises what my mouth's doing so gives her a more intense experience, but it gets real troublesome when I move up and mount her.

First off, the second I stick my dick in her pussy these really loud farting sounds come out and it really grosses me out but makes me scream with laughter cos it sounds so ridiculous. Then as we speed up and I start thrusting into her, she starts off her moans again and as we get faster, begins to scream.

It's really [censored] annoying and puts me off the task at hand, so ideally I'd like for all the sound to stop. I recently made a CD of some of our favorite tunes that I stick on the stereo on full blast, which kinda covers over the fanny fart sounds but there's no mistaking she's still a few inches away screaming into my face.

Things I've already tried:

Doing her doggystyle and ramming her head into the pillow, but it gave her a crick in her neck and she didn't give me sexytime for the next 72 hours.

Slapping her every time she made an inappropriate noise. But this just made her cry and make even more ridiculous sounds.

Gagging her. But she couldn't breath, we had to quit and I lost my wood.

Please help cos this [censored] situation is really [censored] up our relationship!!!

[VictorOfAveyron]

necrophilia

[tiger_hall]

turn the volume down on ur speakers

[fluffpop62]

hahahahahaha

[eurythmech]

wait 'til you're 16

[Heavens_Myst]

mummify her alive, then she cant talk, ldo

[ESnow]

Dump her and get a new model.

Or learn to enjoy someone who screams.

[VictorOfAveyron]

[Dan BRIGHT]

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Pretty much as soon as I go down on her, she starts making these deep, guttural moans and they make me laugh. It's ok when I'm eating her out 'cos I guess this kinda randomises what my mouth's doing so gives her a more intense experience, but it gets real troublesome when I move up and mount her.

First off, the second I stick my dick in her pussy these really loud farting sounds come out and it really grosses me out but makes me scream with laughter cos it sounds so ridiculous. Then as we speed up and I start thrusting into her, she starts off her moans again and as we get faster, begins to scream.

It's really [censored] annoying and puts me off the task at hand, so ideally I'd like for all the sound to stop. I recently made a CD of some of our favorite tunes that I stick on the stereo on full blast, which kinda covers over the fanny fart sounds but there's no mistaking she's still a few inches away screaming into my face.

Things I've already tried:

Doing her doggystyle and ramming her head into the pillow, but it gave her a crick in her neck and she didn't give me sexytime for the next 72 hours.

Slapping her every time she made an inappropriate noise. But this just made her cry and make even more ridiculous sounds.

Gagging her. But she couldn't breath, we had to quit and I lost my wood.

Please help cos this [censored] situation is really [censored] up our relationship!!!

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i cant stop laughing this is too funny.

"Slapping her every time she made an inappropriate noise. But this just made her cry and make even more ridiculous sound"

this part especially ahaaahahahaha.

[prodonkey]

god.. go away.. or come up with a better story