a simple question i think everyone is curious about

[HotSteven]

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I was watching a basketball player bang my girlfriend the other day. She said that there's no way the players could achieve their massive wangs naturally without the aid of some kind of surgery or pills. So I made a new account and asked OOT what they thought rather than using an ounce of common sense.

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Yeah, me too =(

[Alobar]

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wtf? everyone knows that when watching porn with your gf, you spend hours looking at girl on girl porn while her lesbian tendencies flourish and you talk her into a real life 3 way

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[mbillie1]

if your dick's too small just date younger/tighter women. i'm sure the age of consent is lower in china.

[Fast Food Knight]

Maybe your girlfriend is trying to offer you some (preemptive) reassurance....?

[wet work]

I think just about all the guys are natural. There were a few porn directors on Stern the other day and one did say that about 90% of the guys are using viagra these days. Probably put alot of fluffers out of business.

[sonneti]

HUDGE BEAT: I was watching "sex tips for girls" on cable a while back with my GF. They were testing out 3 different types of treatment to enhance a mans love trumpet.

1st Way - Attaching weights to the wang several times a day for 2 months. Measurements were roughly the same after the trial.

2nd Way - A penis pump was used.. after a couple of months the guy was a tiny bit bigger, nothing worth writing home about but he did increase a little.

3rd Way - Penis growing cream.. JACKPOT & the guy apparently grows nearly an inch within the 2 months.

Snap forward to christmas a few months later... GUESS WHAT I GETS.. Still haven't used it yet.. possible trip report/blog to follow.

[mbillie1]

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HUDGE BEAT: I was watching "sex tips for girls" on cable a while back with my GF. They were testing out 3 different types of treatment to enhance a mans love trumpet.

1st Way - Attaching weights to the wang several times a day for 2 months. Measurements were roughly the same after the trial.

2nd Way - A penis pump was used.. after a couple of months the guy was a tiny bit bigger, nothing worth writing home about but he did increase a little.

3rd Way - Penis growing cream.. JACKPOT & the guy apparently grows nearly an inch within the 2 months.

Snap forward to christmas a few months later... GUESS WHAT I GETS.. Still haven't used it yet.. possible trip report/blog to follow.

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this is so massively lol

[NT!]

HAY DIDS I THINK THIS IS BBV4EVA MATERIAL

YES NO MAYBE?

[foxw00ds player]

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if penis pumps actually did what they said they do, wouldn't every single man in the country own one? if the surgery worked like a charm, wouldn't every rich guy have a huge dick?


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QFT.

If any of the pumps, pills, exercises, lotions, machines or meditation techniques worked you'd already know about it, and you'd likely already have a massive member from using the miracle product.

Surgery can help, but it generally increases girth rather than length, can misfire (ranging from little improvement to catastrophic), is expensive and painful.

For the time being, you're stuck with what God (and your daddy's crappy genes) gave you.

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Not to be a Nit Pick but Males usually inheret there genes from there mom's father. 80 percent of the time you will take after your mother's side if your male.

[mbillie1]

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Not to be a Nit (caps) Pick (caps; phrase?) but Males (caps) usually inheret (spelling) there (should be "their") genes from there (should be "their") mom's father. 80 percent (made-up statistic) of the time you will take after your (correct...) mother's side if your (..."you're" retarded) male.

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Don't worry, you're in no danger of being mistaken for a nit.