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03-15-2007, 04:03 AM
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OT- Rivaling \"eat poop\" with the possibility of \"stabbing a dude\"
I was on a few waitlists and sitting HU at one table trying to start games. A short stacker sat down. This was the first hand [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Forgive the sloppy HH's done by hand a bit. Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (2 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) BB ($253.09) Hero ($1000) Preflop: Hero is Button with 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $10. BB calls $5, Hero (poster) checks, <font color="#CC3333"> Flop: ($40) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> BB bets $15</font>, Hero calls $10. Turn: ($40) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">BB bets $30</font>, Hero calls $30. River: ($100) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> BB bets $100</font>, Hero raises 286 BB calls $101 I was bored with him at first but then thought WWJ(man)D It just keeps getting better. Enjoy rookiebet: u gave yo self 4 3 rookiebet: come on Inyaface: are you serious rookiebet: do u want me spreadin bad rummers rookiebet: roommers I: about what rookiebet: about party poker I: i wouldnt care I: but are you actually serious I: like do u think im admin rookiebet: yes rookiebet: house player I: hehe ok rookiebet: i will tell all the peeps rookiebet: about how i am bein rookiebet: cheeted by the administrator rookiebet: by house player I: haha man your insaine rookiebet: by manual inserttion of cards I: hehe i promise im not a "house" player rookiebet: and pretendin to have a game but acually rookiebet: it snot a game I: hehe this is to funny I: do you play online a lot rookiebet: so send it back so i be happy rookiebet: and i wont spread rumours I: sorry doesnt work that way rookiebet: it does work that way I: hehe rookiebet: party poker is a million dollar business I: i wish i knew if you were serious rookiebet: wats a few thousand back to shet me up I: hahahahahhaa omg your serious rookiebet: think about it I: please go tell people rookiebet: administrator loose back wat i lost I: hahaha rookiebet: then i wont complain to the peeps I: which peeps rookiebet: my acount has couple of hundred emails rookiebet: that ii can em,ail rookiebet: to I: who are these people your going to email MANNERCOOKI3: reload? Then this hand came up Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (3 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) SB ($159.91) BB ($1078) Hero ($1242.09) Preflop: Hero is Button with 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $5. <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB (poster) raises to $15 Flop: ($200) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font></font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $90</font>, SB calls $80. Turn: ($200) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Check bet $60, Call River: ($200) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Full stacker has:A4 Shortie has: Q9 (Suckout would have been better but still amazning) I: ahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahaha I: dont questions the higher authorities MANNERCOOKI3: sit in plz rookiebet: u basterd I: did you learn your lesson rookiebet: higer athority I: dont tell anyone I: about what happened rookiebet: give me my $$ I: if i didnt give back first time why would i now I: buy in 1 more time rookiebet: u god s suck I: see what happens I: i bet you lose again I: actually I KNOW YOU LOSE AGAIN I: you don't know who your dealing with I: just take the loss and go back to your normal bussines rookiebet: tellme who u are rookiebet: u made the program I: you dont want to know I: i didnt make it MANNERCOOKI3: u retards gonna sit in or what I: listen manner I: you don't want to get involved I: or ill flip the doomswitch on you 2 MANNERCOOKI3: i dont care i just want u to play rookiebet: manner i am talkin to the adminstrator him self rookiebet: he just made u win rookiebet: u should thank him I: yeh common manner I: wheres the love rookiebet: u didnt even have to work hard I: but if you talk ish to me it can change just as quick as it came MANNERCOOKI3: no luv until you ship the chips this way I: if you want ill play you I: but you cant win I: sites rigged for me rookiebet: manner u dont know wat i am tellin u I: rookie i wouldnt tell him I: we have your information I: just leave it alone rookiebet: u are the internet mob I: something like that I: you dont want to know I: i told you rookiebet: ass I: its not me I: i dont conrtol it I: i just do what "they" say rookiebet: u do rookiebet: i just lost 500 buck in 1 min rookiebet: i want it back I: i know its a lot of money I: but its ours now I: 500/hour isnt bad for me BWAHAHHAA rookiebet: i am going to post up blogs on this site I: actually its a pay cut I: oh right I: like people will listen to you I: rookiebet...what kind of n00b name is that I: ill hack you if you try rookiebet: okaay rookiebet: just share rookiebet: the money I: why would I I: its all mine now I: you should have asked for it more nicely I: like im going to give up 500 dollars american! I: yeah right I: some people dont make that much money in a month I: let alone playing poker rookiebet: so that sy u rob it here rookiebet: that makes it right I: not rob I: redispurse I: we give 2% to charity to I: 10% on my room and board I: and 88% on cristal rookiebet: i dont know if u XXXXtin me rookiebet: but i do know u riggged the game I: im serious I: i put it in my ceral I: bathe in it I: oh i get clothes to sometimes I: so 87% cris rookiebet: i dont care I: but mostly i just wear my silk robe rookiebet: give me my money back I: listen son U AINT BALLA LIKE ME I: hellz no I: a true balla never gives money to begger rookiebet: hell ' rookiebet: u robed me rookiebet: this is not a game I: fair and square robbed you I: i know its not I: im a hustla baby I: and i just want you to know rookiebet: u perposely put the card to mannner rookiebet: and give me a hand that i would go I: well u shouldnt try to bluff me drawing dead rookiebet: so i would looose I: you coulda folded I: but u decided to mess with the best rookiebet: no bluff i had a pair I: when rookiebet: i lost in 2 hands rookiebet: and manner made a XXXX hand I: well only 1 was me rookiebet: f ull I: well u did have 1 pair I: usually good I: it was even the 2nd pair! rookiebet: u both made like a f ull hand rookiebet: just like that I: wrong i had quads rookiebet: and gave me a looosein hand I: well 50% of the hands are loosin rookiebet: that i would go I: go where rookiebet: i am goin to take this hand history to the court I: Didn't you learn I: haha i own the courts I: they come over for "cristal o's" every morning rookiebet: well we will see rookiebet: who has more favours rookiebet: at court I: ohhh i think ill win this one my friend I: i would sit out before i steal another 200 I: you made 7 back (he has 207 on the table at this point) I: just sit out rookiebet: y are u going to cheet I: yes rookiebet: manual send cards I: but im trying to let you get out rookiebet: stop I: pls friend I: just go rookiebet: y dont u run up my oddss I: which odds At this point hand goes to showdown and he loses another 200 stack to AA I: i told you I: why wont you listen to me I: why wont you listen to me rookiebet: i am playin an unfair game rookiebet: admistrator I: SO STOP YOU DEGEN! rookiebet: u peeps are XXXX me off rookiebet: here take my money He shoves all but 2 cents on K10X board and loses to KQ rookiebet: u cheet! 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03-15-2007, 04:07 AM
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Re: OT- Rivaling \"eat poop\" with the possibility of \"stabbing a dude\"
wow
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03-15-2007, 04:33 AM
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Re: OT- Rivaling \"eat poop\" with the possibility of \"stabbing a dude\"
My favorite part:
rookiebet: do u want me spreadin bad rummers rookiebet: roommers I get the feeling he wouldn't get it with 10 more tries.
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03-15-2007, 05:07 AM
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Re: OT- Rivaling \"eat poop\" with the possibility of \"stabbing a dude\"
ahahaha, good stuff. That guy is funny
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#10
03-15-2007, 05:25 AM
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Re: OT- Rivaling \"eat poop\" with the possibility of \"stabbing a dude\"
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this thread is worthless without pictures of you bathing in cristal [/ QUOTE ] also, i know you said not to comment on the HH part, and its not the point of the story, but 100+101 does not = 286 lolol
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