Neighbor Stealing Newspaper

[SNOWBALL]

Why do you even order the paper? Its bad for the environment, and all the news you could ever want is on the internet? Unless you like to take the paper with you when you go out, I don't see the point in ordering the paper at all. Even then, you can just pick up a paper when you go out.

[illeagle]

Subscriptions are much cheaper than buying from vendors, and more convenient.

[Jorge10]

1) Sunday coupons.
2) I cant take my comp to the bathroom to read.

[pryor15]

the correct answer is clearly to rig an elaborate trap so when he steals your paper, he's either caught in a big net hanging from a tree or a hole in the ground. wander out around 10, 11 am and then ask him if he's done w/ your paper. also, if possible, tell him he's tresspassing and that if he doesn't leave you'll call the cops.

[beenben]

-call the paper and ask that it believered to your door. they should put it b/t your screen door and front door so it's not out in the open.

+get off your A$$ and get the paper right away so it's not available to be stolen all day.

[Jorge10]

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+get off your A$$ and get the paper right away so it's available to be stolen all day.

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He stole the saturday and sunday papers, I cant get up early on those days, not to mention I didnt see it coming. He struck at a time when I was weak.

[d-baggery]

you owe it to OOT to make this situation turn out awesome.

[FuriousOne]

hmm sounds like your brother should have just thrown it in the house if he seen it there in the a.m. don't you think?

[im2sexy4mychips]

1. Wait for him to steal it
2. Follow him to where he lives
3. Note where he lives
4. Go home
5. Eat a bran muffin and drink coffee
6. Take a wicked dump in a box or bag
7. Go to where you remember his house is (bring dump)
8. SMEAR DUMP EVERYWHERE
9. Dick some hot ass puta cuz you is da man

I leap at any opportunity to smear dump on stuff. Satisfying/hilarious revenge.

[Tablerat]

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so he goes out in the morning and as he is leaving notices the paper is there. So he comes back in the afternoon and its gone

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Hmmm ... Actually, I wouldn't mind this; it's as if my neighbors were looking out for me, say, if I happened to be on vacation and didn't want to accumulate all the papers to attract attention from burglars. I would actually really like this if it's already 2pm. Hell, it's basically old news by that point. I would make 12noon the cutoff. Think I'll bring that up at the next townhall meetings and make that a new ordinance. Freebies after noon. Anything on the driveway goes. Except for packages (less than 10 lbs.) of course.

I would say it's a problem if you walk out at 9am and it's already gone. Then, you gotta smear the underside of the paper with poo. Lots of it.