AK Post: I'm posting this as new because I'm tired of it

[Nairb]

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i still am a fan of the theory that it's hand patterns like a slot machine online where the pattern is decided the second the hand is picked.... not random numbers.... and that you learn to not overplay hands like AK.



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This is funny. I loled and almost peed a little.

[SengioKang]

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lol...I agree with Barry in principal but I need to do some serious animal sacrifices lately to make the correct play profitable

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COUNT ME IN... I'LL GO ROUND UP THE SEAGULLS FROM THE SHORES OF LAKE ERIE... OR DO U THINK WE NEED SOMETHING BIGGER LIKE A COUGAR?

[BarryLyndon]

This thread has gotten completely out of control.

First of all, you're right, Coke Zero isn't that bad. I should have referred to Pepsi Clear. Pepsi Clear was easily the most atrocious cola derivative ever.

Secondly, it is true, online poker is rigged. It's rigged toward cool SNs. Namesake is everything. I mean, seriously, do you think "The Waco Kid" is not going to prosper even if he does totally [censored] suck? Or "Muckthenuts?" C'mon...

However, if your SN sucks, then you need to get it in with AK even more so than the rest, because otherwise you will blind out with terrible hands or suffer a slower, more painful death.

I need to email fulltilt...

Barry

[BlueEcho]

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This thread has gotten completely out of control.

First of all, you're right, Coke Zero isn't that bad. I should have referred to Pepsi Clear. Pepsi Clear was easily the most atrocious cola derivative ever.

Secondly, it is true, online poker is rigged. It's rigged toward cool SNs. Namesake is everything. I mean, seriously, do you think "The Waco Kid" is not going to prosper even if he does totally [censored] suck? Or "Muckthenuts?" C'mon...

However, if your SN sucks, then you need to get it in with AK even more so than the rest, because otherwise you will blind out with terrible hands or suffer a slower, more painful death.

I need to email fulltilt...

Barry

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This made me laugh.

I have nothing to add except that if this thread could stay on the front page for awhile I would feel better.

Barry- I agree with the whole concept FWIW.

[Nairb]

And Pepsi Lite with the lemon tast is far worse than any other soda ever made.

lol

[MorsifiedZombie]

Glad to know people ignored the excellent poker advise from Barry but focussed on grammatical errors and his "surly" attitude. Like this site is a (Censored) Emily Post blog spot.

By the way Fresca is the worst soda ever....and it's not even close.

[jonnyd]

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I just don't think someone should have a condescending tone while getting basic grammar wrong.

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Come on - this is an international forum and with many posters (just like me), whose native language isn't english.
If grammar is that important for you I suggest you post here in the future:

http://www.englishforums.com/English...ns/Forum12.htm

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Glad to know people ignored the excellent poker advise from Barry but focussed on grammatical errors and his "surly" attitude. Like this site is a (Censored) Emily Post blog spot.

By the way Fresca is the worst soda ever....and it's not even close.

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Honestly, who's being nittier? Me or you two?

I've already explained that I was being a nit to Barry because I feel like he is being a nit in some ways.

But you guys aren't even adding anything to the thread (which I have), you're just trying to be slick about my sarcastic grammar policing.

And if you don't think that getting sarcastic replies or being subliminally condescended in threads isn't discouraging to new members, then you're wrong.

[Davdob]

Unless you are looking at 2+ raises in front of you, AK is the nuts all the time no matter what in a turbo on stars. The sooner you accept it the happier you will be.