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Old 09-19-2006, 07:32 PM
Requiem1010 Requiem1010 is offline
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Default Re: My day was a beat because ________.

My day was a beat because I have bronchitis AND the flu.
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Old 09-19-2006, 07:36 PM
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beat: they turned off my water to do some construction without telling me in advance, and i'm [censored] thirsty. i have a lot of beer but it's like, early afternoon.



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hey, do a quick testicle check, cuz I have doubts.
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Old 09-19-2006, 07:37 PM
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my day was a beat because i ate a whole tin of icebreakers sours so now my mouth is [censored] numb

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ive done this a few times, they are so [censored] good and addictive, but if i have too many they screw up my throat and gums
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Old 09-19-2006, 07:44 PM
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my day was a beat because i ate a whole tin of icebreakers sours so now my mouth is [censored] numb

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ive done this a few times, they are so [censored] good and addictive, but if i have too many they screw up my throat and gums

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yeah man my tongue has bumps on it and [censored]
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Old 09-19-2006, 07:46 PM
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my day was a beat because i ate a whole tin of icebreakers sours so now my mouth is [censored] numb

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ive done this a few times, they are so [censored] good and addictive, but if i have too many they screw up my throat and gums

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yeah man my tongue has bumps on it and [censored]

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that just might not be from the candy.. well at least not that kinda candy...
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Old 09-19-2006, 07:48 PM
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I DONT PLAY LIKE THAT
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Old 09-19-2006, 07:49 PM
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My day was a beat because Matt1 tried to rope me and accidentally hit gorie instead.

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sux2bu
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Old 09-19-2006, 08:00 PM
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My day was a beat because Matt1 tried to rope me and accidentally hit gorie instead.

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wait a guy tried to rope you, and he missed, and this is a beat? Sounds like you luckboxed your way outta a homocumshotament.
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Old 09-19-2006, 08:02 PM
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beat: puked this morning

brag; got a meter today with 2 hrs still on it and HOUSE is on NOW

variance: didnt lose more in poker today than i got in RB
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Old 09-19-2006, 08:04 PM
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beat: no variance, been studying for boards every day for insane amt of days straight

beat: the practice tests are all owning me

beat: test week from saturday

variance: $$$ to anybody who will come to boston who has taken step 1 and wants to coach me in this final 1.5 weeks, i am beyond sick and tired of this *#@W@$%@#$$# /endrant
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