My day was a beat because ________.

[plzleenowhammy]

My day is a beat because I'm dead broke and every single bill is due.
My day is a brag because I'm alive and healthy and not homeless.
My day is a beat because I have to do a lot of shti to catch up in school and it's not interesting or easy.
My day is a brag because Clerks 2 is in the dvd player.
My day is a beat because the Scrubs episodes I watch on youtube have been removed.
My day is variance because I don't understand variance.

[drexah]

beat: got cut from my lacrosse team after making it and playing last year (my freshman year)

brag: relieved, didn't even really want to play this year

variance: +2.5 bi yesterday, more time for poker = more $

added extra beat: came in 4th in a T$ tourney where top 3 places pay $300 T$ (1/7th my roll) 70 person tourney

[GrandMelon]

brag: got to play golf at Southern Hills yesterday for my bday

[rothko]

My day was a beat because i played some donkaments.

[holdme]

brag: been playin hu and am readdicted to poker
brag: my mommy's bday

[hoyasaxa]

brag: there was a girl waiting for me in my house when i got home at 3 am
extra brag: we went all night

[MotorBoatingSOB]

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Beats: My super hot new girlfriend broke up with me this morning. It was sort of a mutual decision that we had been leading up to over the last few days. But it's still a little bit sad.

Brag: She still wants to have casual sex.


[/ QUOTE ]

combined these are definitely a brag and no beat

[dhg223]

Beat: Woke up in my car not remembering how I got there

Brag: Got a brand new mattress

Variance: Got no women to try it out with