***Official November Chat Thread: The Golden Duck***

[TheProdigy]

coordi;

Argue less, bet turn more.

[TheProdigy]

I'm tired of having to do this [censored] every [censored] day/night.

[mikeymer]

lol coordi yelling at donks but missing key points

[coordi]

im just so frustrated right now. Obviously I ;plaeyd the hand bad

Also its not a standard play. I figured villain was shoving due to history/obvious badness. Just saying its entirely too standard for the donk to hit his 5 outer while im playing for stacks.

[Split Suit]

i am gettin super skullfuckd both with and by QQ in the last 2days. like, woah.

MTT big pots
QQ<AA
QQ<77

also ran into QQ twice, k cool

then idiots box flats QQ, hits set
QQ<QT
QQ<AA

bahbhahaalsdfjlaow

o wait...im still hella profit this week. lawlz. silly poker

[GrandMelon]

ughh against a big donk, just bet the flop you moron

Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

UTG: $214.10
Hero (CO): $680.85
BTN: $694.40
SB: $396.50
BB: $258.90

Pre-Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (CO)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $16</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $28</font>, 2 folds, Hero calls $12

Flop: ($62) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($62) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $56</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $112</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $304</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $666.40 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $348.85 and is All-In

River: ($1,367.70) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $1,367.70 Pot ($2 Rake)
Hero showed 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sevens) and LOST (-$680.85 NET)
BTN showed T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON $1,365.70 (+$684.85 NET)

[TheProdigy]

Dunno if I can link to my blog or not..

But this is a picture from it:



What it is is the combined stats of all the winning players in my db(minus myself) that I have played over 2k hands wtih.

[Effen]

Man these are irritaing. Obv lost the least. Who knew there were bad players at 25NL?

Poker Stars, $0.10/$0.25 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

CO: $28.30
Hero (BTN): $29.50
SB: $24.65
BB: $33.70
UTG: $21.90
UTG+1: $18.95
MP1: $34.75
MP2: $19.65

Pre-Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
5 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $1</font>, SB folds, BB calls $0.75

Flop: ($2.10) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $1</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3.50</font>, BB calls $2.50

Turn: ($9.10) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $6.50</font>, BB calls $6.50

River: ($22.10) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Results: $22.10 Pot ($1.05 Rake)
Hero mucked J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$11 NET)
BB showed T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and WON $21.05 (+$10.05 NET)

[Chargers In 07]

I'm playing so [censored] awful right now it's unbelievable. I can't find my fold button. Why are I tilting? Why do I lose a ton of money everytime I sit at Mike Kelleys tables???!!! When I fold I fold at the wrong times, wtf is wrong with me? I [censored] suck.

/rant

ps: thanks for listening.

[Grinding2Ecstasy]

[ QUOTE ]
Dunno if I can link to my blog or not..

But this is a picture from it:



What it is is the combined stats of all the winning players in my db(minus myself) that I have played over 2k hands wtih.

[/ QUOTE ]

Is that Holdem manager? Sexy.