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Old 05-20-2007, 12:32 AM
baaard baaard is offline
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Default lol donkaments.

Soo i decided to donk it up with couple of mtt's.

Donkament #1 18k guaranteed 27.50$ :

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG (t10305)
Hero (t8086)
MP1 (t9497)
MP2 (t8650)
MP3 (t15986)
CO (t7161)
Button (t7240)
SB (t3575)
BB (t12175)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t775</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, CO calls t775, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>.

Flop: (t1750) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t1100</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to t2600</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t7286</font>, CO calls t3761 (All-In).

Turn: (t15397) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t15397) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t15397

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Th Ad (straight, ace high).
CO has 7d Kd (full house, kings full of jacks).
Outcome: CO wins t14472. Hero wins t925. </font>

WTF WHY LEE. geez

Donkament #2 , the nightly 100grand on stars:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero (t1445)
UTG (t1040)
UTG+1 (t4660)
MP1 (t5833)
MP2 (t955)
MP3 (t1775)
CO (t5255)
Button (t4765)
SB (t2232)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, CO calls t50, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: (t150) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t100</font>, CO folds, SB calls t100.

Turn: (t350) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t190</font>, SB calls t190.

River: (t730) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t410</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t1892</font>, Hero calls t695 (All-In).

Final Pot: t3727

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Qh 4s (full house, fours full of queens).
Hero has Kc 9s (straight, king high).
Outcome: SB wins t3727. </font>

Thanks again Lee.

Found out that i had a 26$ TOKEN on ftp , soo why not join the 19k guaranteed? 29 place and a whopping 92$ or something. Kinda knew i was gonna lose to the lagtard to my left before the flop. Freakin converter wont work.

Full Tilt Poker Game #2465187781: $19,000 Guarantee (18249888), Table 94 - 1200/2400 Ante 300 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:49:16 ET - 2007/05/19
Seat 1: Ripya (37,109)
Seat 2: sweeter-thn-u (131,804)
Seat 3: slightfavrit (15,320)
Seat 5: LL4HH (87,140)
Seat 6: joemaw23 (20,960)
Seat 7: DRAKOS75 (7,780)
Seat 9: HERO (32,608)
Ripya antes 300
sweeter-thn-u antes 300
slightfavrit antes 300
LL4HH antes 300
joemaw23 antes 300
DRAKOS75 antes 300
HERO antes 300
DRAKOS75 posts the small blind of 1,200
HERO posts the big blind of 2,400
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HERO [Kc Ac]
Ripya folds
sweeter-thn-u raises to 7,200
slightfavrit folds
LL4HH folds
joemaw23 folds
DRAKOS75 raises to 7,480, and is all in
HERO raises to 32,308, and is all in
sweeter-thn-u calls 25,108
HERO shows [Kc Ac]
sweeter-thn-u shows [8h Ah]
DRAKOS75 shows [Tc Th]
*** FLOP *** [6h 8d 6c]
*** TURN *** [6h 8d 6c] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [6h 8d 6c Qs] [9h]
HERO shows a pair of Sixes
sweeter-thn-u shows two pair, Eights and Sixes
sweeter-thn-u wins the side pot (49,656) with two pair, Eights and Sixes
DRAKOS75 shows two pair, Tens and Sixes
DRAKOS75 wins the main pot (24,540) with two pair, Tens and Sixes
HERO stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 74,196 Main pot 24,540. Side pot 49,656. | Rake 0
Board: [6h 8d 6c Qs 9h]
Seat 1: Ripya folded before the Flop
Seat 2: sweeter-thn-u showed [8h Ah] and won (49,656) with two pair, Eights and Sixes
Seat 3: slightfavrit folded before the Flop
Seat 5: LL4HH folded before the Flop
Seat 6: joemaw23 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: DRAKOS75 (small blind) showed [Tc Th] and won (24,540) with two pair, Tens and Sixes
Seat 9: HERO (big blind) showed [Kc Ac] and lost with a pair of Sixes

Meeh cashgames are soo much easier to handle.
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Old 05-20-2007, 12:35 AM
Heavens_Myst Heavens_Myst is offline
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Default Re: lol donkaments.

gj getting most of ur chips in behind on #2, fish.

Jk, tough breaks yo
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Old 05-20-2007, 01:06 AM
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Default Re: lol donkaments.

This is so unbelievably standard
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Old 05-20-2007, 01:30 AM
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Default Re: lol donkaments.

PokerStars Game #10007242930: Tournament #50008358, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/05/20 - 01:08:00 (ET)
Table '50008358 18' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: 0evg0 (2910 in chips)
Seat 2: Poor$Broke (2475 in chips)
Seat 3: rgenius111 (2800 in chips)
Seat 4: AdamImp13 (3120 in chips)
Seat 5: mtrain88 (2980 in chips)
Seat 6: str8ghtflush (2960 in chips)
Seat 7: happyjaypee (2810 in chips)
Seat 8: winktime (3585 in chips)
Seat 9: tbonegeorge1 (3330 in chips)
Poor$Broke: posts small blind 10
rgenius111: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 0evg0 [4h 4s]
AdamImp13: raises 40 to 60
mtrain88: folds
str8ghtflush: calls 60
happyjaypee: folds
winktime: folds
tbonegeorge1: folds
0evg0: calls 60
Poor$Broke: calls 50
rgenius111: folds
*** FLOP *** [8s 4c 3c]
Poor$Broke: checks
AdamImp13: checks
str8ghtflush: checks
0evg0: bets 160
Poor$Broke: calls 160
AdamImp13: calls 160
str8ghtflush: folds
*** TURN *** [8s 4c 3c] [5s]
Poor$Broke: checks
AdamImp13: checks
0evg0: bets 600
Poor$Broke: calls 600
AdamImp13: calls 600
*** RIVER *** [8s 4c 3c 5s] [As]
Poor$Broke: checks
AdamImp13: bets 460
0evg0: calls 460
Poor$Broke: folds
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AdamImp13: shows [Ks Ts] (a flush, Ace high)
0evg0: mucks hand
AdamImp13 collected 3460 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3460 | Rake 0
Board [8s 4c 3c 5s As]
Seat 1: 0evg0 (button) mucked [4h 4s]
Seat 2: Poor$Broke (small blind) folded on the River
Seat 3: rgenius111 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: AdamImp13 showed [Ks Ts] and won (3460) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: mtrain88 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: str8ghtflush folded on the Flop
Seat 7: happyjaypee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: winktime folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: tbonegeorge1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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Old 05-20-2007, 03:15 AM
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Default Re: lol donkaments.

[ QUOTE ]
Meeh cashgames are soo much easier to handle.

[/ QUOTE ]


O rly?

***** Hand History for Game 5985173405 *****
$200 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, May 20, 01:49:16 ET 2007
Table Table 125871 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: Lee_Jowns ( $296.40 USD )
Seat 3: baaaard ( $200 USD )
Seat 4: KryptonKid13 ( $507.99 USD )
Seat 6: Zactom ( $910.77 USD )
Seat 2: pepeman23 ( $195 USD )
Seat 5: newstop ( $200 USD )
pepeman23 posts small blind [$1 USD].
baaaard posts big blind [$2 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to pepeman23 [ 4s 8s ]
KryptonKid13 folds.
Zactom folds.
Lee_Jowns folds.
pepeman23 calls [$1 USD]
baaaard checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8h, 4d, 4c ]
&gt;You have options at Table 127101 (No DP) Table!.
pepeman23 checks.
baaaard checks.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Tc ]
pepeman23 bets [$4 USD]
baaaard raises [$11 USD]
pepeman23 raises [$14 USD]
&gt;You have options at Table 126674 Table!.
&gt;You have options at Table 127312 (No DP) Table!.
baaaard raises [$35 USD]
pepeman23 raises [$56 USD]
baaaard calls [$28 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ 3c ]
&gt;You have options at Table 126674 Table!.
pepeman23 bets [$99 USD]
baaaard calls [$99 USD]
pepeman23 shows [ 4s, 8s ]a full house, Fours full of Eights.
baaaard doesn't show [ Qs, 4h ]three of a kind, Fours.
pepeman23 wins $348 USD from the main pot with a full house, Fours full of Eights.
hahahaha
#Game No : 5985174370

Min reraise FTW.


Sick beats at the donkaments though.
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Old 05-20-2007, 03:17 AM
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Default Re: lol donkaments.

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Meeh cashgames are soo much easier to handle.

[/ QUOTE ]


O rly?

***** Hand History for Game 5985173405 *****
$200 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, May 20, 01:49:16 ET 2007
Table Table 125871 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: Lee_Jowns ( $296.40 USD )
Seat 3: baaaard ( $200 USD )
Seat 4: KryptonKid13 ( $507.99 USD )
Seat 6: Zactom ( $910.77 USD )
Seat 2: pepeman23 ( $195 USD )
Seat 5: newstop ( $200 USD )
pepeman23 posts small blind [$1 USD].
baaaard posts big blind [$2 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to pepeman23 [ 4s 8s ]
KryptonKid13 folds.
Zactom folds.
Lee_Jowns folds.
pepeman23 calls [$1 USD]
baaaard checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8h, 4d, 4c ]
&gt;You have options at Table 127101 (No DP) Table!.
pepeman23 checks.
baaaard checks.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Tc ]
pepeman23 bets [$4 USD]
baaaard raises [$11 USD]
pepeman23 raises [$14 USD]
&gt;You have options at Table 126674 Table!.
&gt;You have options at Table 127312 (No DP) Table!.
baaaard raises [$35 USD]
pepeman23 raises [$56 USD]
baaaard calls [$28 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ 3c ]
&gt;You have options at Table 126674 Table!.
pepeman23 bets [$99 USD]
baaaard calls [$99 USD]
pepeman23 shows [ 4s, 8s ]a full house, Fours full of Eights.
baaaard doesn't show [ Qs, 4h ]three of a kind, Fours.
pepeman23 wins $348 USD from the main pot with a full house, Fours full of Eights.
hahahaha
#Game No : 5985174370

Min reraise FTW.


Sick beats at the donkaments though.

[/ QUOTE ]

you play bad
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Old 05-20-2007, 03:23 AM
pepeman pepeman is offline
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Default Re: lol donkaments.

What can I say? It was a funny hand. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

No strategy on BBV.
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Old 05-20-2007, 03:37 AM
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PokerStars Game #10008554498: Tournament #50008367, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/05/20 - 03:26:28 (ET)
Table '50008367 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: SharkTank43 (900 in chips)
Seat 2: rayken (1585 in chips)
Seat 3: skiran68 (1230 in chips)
Seat 4: W@S@B! (4075 in chips)
Seat 5: Liftout (3065 in chips)
Seat 6: Radfoss3 (1255 in chips)
Seat 7: thelarski (1460 in chips)
Seat 8: Zchien (7670 in chips)
Seat 9: PAOK-GIANNIS (5140 in chips)
W@S@B!: posts small blind 15
Liftout: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SharkTank43 [Qs Ah]
Radfoss3: folds
thelarski: folds
Zchien: folds
PAOK-GIANNIS: calls 30
SharkTank43: raises 90 to 120
rayken: folds
skiran68: calls 120
W@S@B!: folds
Liftout: folds
PAOK-GIANNIS: calls 90
*** FLOP *** [4h Ad 5d]
PAOK-GIANNIS: checks
SharkTank43: bets 207
skiran68: raises 633 to 840
PAOK-GIANNIS: folds
SharkTank43: calls 573 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [4h Ad 5d] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [4h Ad 5d 6c] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SharkTank43: shows [Qs Ah] (a pair of Aces)
skiran68: shows [Th 7h] (a straight, Four to Eight)
skiran68 collected 1965 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1965 | Rake 0
Board [4h Ad 5d 6c 8h]
Seat 1: SharkTank43 showed [Qs Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: rayken folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: skiran68 (button) showed [Th 7h] and won (1965) with a straight, Four to Eight
Seat 4: W@S@B! (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Liftout (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Radfoss3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: thelarski folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Zchien folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: PAOK-GIANNIS folded on the Flop
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Old 05-20-2007, 03:49 AM
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Default Re: lol donkaments.

didnt you know? flopping a straight online means someone hits runner runner boat.
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Old 05-20-2007, 05:00 AM
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Default Re: lol donkaments.

those are pretty rough
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