This thread has potential

[UnblinkingEye]

Check this out.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=0#Post11033182

In B&M, "What do pro's carry in their backpacks?

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Mine has the following:

Pop Tarts
Couple cans of Chef Boyardee
Several of those plasticware packages wrapped in plastic with the napkin
Wetnaps
condiments, small packets: Ketchup, Mustard, Mayo, Soy Sauce
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Toothpicks
Scope
RGX
Razor
Travel size shaving cream
Deodorant
Change of clothes
Magazines, I also have a copy of Texas Hold Em for Dummies, which I pull out and read occasionally at the table for effect
Keys (Important, putting your keys somewhere other than your pocket can increase comfort level)
Cell Phone
Charger
Ipod
Charger
Digicam
Charger
Extra Cards
Handycam
Charger
Extra Cards
X26c Taser
M1911 Sub Compact .45
S & W J Frame .38 Special
Hand Grenades
Flask



note: I'm not a pro, I guess I would consider myself semi-pro, since I do win, but have another job that earns more. My profits from poker are about 70/30 job/poker presently, but hopefully will one day be 75/25 poker/job, then I can quit my job as a bouncer and follow my lifelong dream of becoming a member of Criss Angel's posse. Sorry to get sidetracked. Anyway, this is just whats in my bag for long live sessions. When I go to Vegas/AC, I typically try to put in at least 12-14 hours a day at the tables, so I also wear a colostomy bag.

~Mike

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I see great potential for huge laughs here.

~Mike

[ill.eatyourEYES]

Why do you put your cell phone in your backpack?

[Limesparks]

Wait, you made a joke in another forum, so you thought you'd show us? Thanks for highlighting the extra funny parts.

[UnblinkingEye]

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Wait, you made a joke in another forum, so you thought you'd show us? Thanks for highlighting the extra funny parts.

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No, thats retarded. Everyone on the thread is providing such serious answers, I thought maybe BBV4L could do a massive invasion and add some much needed life to a dull thread that has potential for greatness. However, since no one seems to be going for it, NVM.

~Mike

[Lurker.]

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Why do you put your cell phone in your backpack?

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so you cant hear it when it rings?

[UnblinkingEye]

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Why do you put your cell phone in your backpack?

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so you cant hear it when it rings?

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Yes, and usually it's turned off, although If I'm meeting someone, I'll turn it on when I'm OTB, call them and let them know I'm leaving when the blind gets back around to me. Do you take calls at the table?

~Mike

[Lurker.]

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Why do you put your cell phone in your backpack?

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so you cant hear it when it rings?

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Yes, and usually it's turned off, although If I'm meeting someone, I'll turn it on when I'm OTB, call them and let them know I'm leaving when the blind gets back around to me. Do you take calls at the table?

~Mike

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all the time. i dont see why anyone wouldnt.

[ebepse]

i posted in it

[lostsoul]

Not really.

[billygrippo]

i dont think you can just put on a colostomy bag. pretty sure it goes into your intestines