farting at work

mbillie1 · #1 11-20-2007, 02:22 PM

so i have wretched gas today at work, and it stinks the whole joint up, i mean i sit kinda far frrom the next closest person but still... this is ridiculous at this point, what's my play if someone confronts me about the nose hairs falling out of their nose or the paint peeling off the walls? denial? "he who smealt it dealt it" rhyme contest? fart again?

halp!

CappyAA · #2 11-20-2007, 02:24 PM

Keep farting - they'll think you pooped your pants and send you home early

bravos1 · #3 11-20-2007, 02:27 PM

denial is your friend!

Brad1970 · #4 11-20-2007, 02:28 PM

Are they beer farts?

XXXNoahXXX · #5 11-20-2007, 02:29 PM

shove a pickle in your ass to block it.

mbillie1 · #6 11-20-2007, 02:29 PM

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Are they beer farts?

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no, but trust me they're VILE

prodonkey · #7 11-20-2007, 02:30 PM

haven't u made this thread before? It wasn't any better the 1st time

En Passant · #8 11-20-2007, 02:31 PM

i ripped one earlier today.

i tried acting like it was my chair by making similar noises with my chair.... i think they fell for it

Limesparks · #9 11-20-2007, 02:31 PM

usually i juust saaynnghh<font color="#7a6131">UGHHHHHHHhhh</font>

mbillie1 · #10 11-20-2007, 02:31 PM

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i ripped one earlier today.

i tried acting like it was my chair by making similar noises with my chair.... i think they fell for it

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lol i'll keep this strategy in mind