BRAG! Chinese wedding banquet

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If anyone's been, they'll understand: My fiancee and I attended one last weekend, and seated at our table were 1 vegeterian, two couples with small children, and another couple from out of town who were flying the next day.

I'll let others elaborate.

[IronDragon1]

Beat: I have never been invited to a Chinese wedding

[keikiwai]

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If anyone's been, they'll understand: My fiancee and I attended one last weekend, and seated at our table were 1 vegeterian, two couples with small children, and another couple from out of town who were flying the next day.

I'll let others elaborate.

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Off topic, but on target?

[paiz]

Beat : i'm chinese and i've never been invited to a chinese wedding banquet

[Xellos]

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If anyone's been, they'll understand: My fiancee and I attended one last weekend, and seated at our table were 1 vegeterian, two couples with small children, and another couple from out of town who were flying the next day.

I'll let others elaborate.

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So, given your table description and my vivid imagination of what a Chinese wedding banquet consists of, I'm guessing that you and your fiancee got to eat all the food or that you and your fiancee had a huge foodfight with the children, throwing dumplings at each other like chimpanzees throw their feces.

[keikiwai]

Is a Chinese wedding banquet where everyone suddenly jumps up from the table, runs around it a few times, and then sits back down somewhere else?

[ShipThatHolla]

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Is a Chinese wedding banquet where everyone suddenly jumps up from the table, runs around it a few times, and then sits back down somewhere else?

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haha v. nice

[Full Metal]

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If anyone's been, they'll understand: My fiancee and I attended one last weekend, and seated at our table were 1 vegeterian, two couples with small children, and another couple from out of town who were flying the next day.

I'll let others elaborate.

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Are the small children aware they just ate rucky.

[EvanJC]

some friends of mine just got back from a year in china teaching spoken engrish to college sophomores. apparently it is entirely normal for male platonic friends to hold hands, play with each others hair, etc.

that blew my mind.

also, he ate dog.

[keikiwai]

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also, he ate dog.

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but did he also try pussy?