Things that annoy you about live poker.

[gongshow]

1. the 1000 year old chinese lady to my left who shorts her calls then splashes the other players bet every pot shes in then plays the "cant speak english, dont understand card"

2. hitting on the dealer or other chick at the table. You are a fat slob who probably lives in your parents basement appartment pls stop. although im sure she's impressed with ur min buy in at 2/5 NL with 3 $20 bills, 2 10's, 3 5's and the rest change

3. "ya, thats what i put u on" after showdown

4. the dealer with a full out cast on her right hand and arm exposing every third card, take a week off. then when a player asked what happened, lie, we dont wanna know u punched ur husband because he cheated on u