Conundrum i is in - REALLY LONG no tl;drs please

[PJo336]

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It seems Goofy may have met his match. Somebody read this and translate into English (preferably the Queen's English for maximum comedic impact).

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Who is Goofy? Im only new to BBV4Life BBVlife obv

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ohh mortal sin

[Under dog]

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It seems Goofy may have met his match. Somebody read this and translate into English (preferably the Queen's English for maximum comedic impact).

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Who is Goofy? Im only new to BBV4Life BBVlife obv

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ohh mortal sin

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I is tryin to learn

[Under dog]

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I can't believe I read that..it was like a story from a coked up raptor christ as a 3 year old just learning to speak.

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Sorry to let ya down buddy

but yes i agree, theres prob no structure to my post or that, kinda lashed it out there

[boomshakalaka]

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I can't believe I read that..it was like a story from a coked up raptor christ as a 3 year old just learning to speak.

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Sorry to let ya down buddy


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what gives you the impression that he was let down?

[goofyballer]

Hi, I'm goofyballer, resident relationship expert in BBV4L!

I did actually read the whole post and I think you should write her a heartfelt letter detailing your feelings about her and the way she's treated you over the years. You can't keep letting yourself get run over by this girl, so telling her how you feel might make her see that all this stuff she's doing isn't cool. With any luck, she'll realize that you're the right guy for her and you'll wander off happily into the sunset with her.

Good luck!

[Stoneflip]

Never talk to this stupid bitch ever again. You will be much happier. Eventually you will meet a new girl and without all the baggage it will be much easier to have a complete meaningful relationship with her. If you stay there will always be doubts for you know she is not trustworthy....imo

[Stoneflip]

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Hi, I'm goofyballer, resident relationship expert in BBV4L!

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[yoyowhoawhoa3]

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Hi, I'm goofyballer, resident relationship expert in BBV4L!

I did actually read the whole post and I think you should write her a heartfelt letter detailing your feelings about her and the way she's treated you over the years. You can't keep letting yourself get run over by this girl, so telling her how you feel might make her see that all this stuff she's doing isn't cool. With any luck, she'll realize that you're the right guy for her and you'll wander off happily into the sunset with her.

Good luck!

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I have a strong feeling he's going to take this serious..you can't [censored] around with foreign people, they don't get the sarcasm as well.

[dotbum]

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Hi, I'm goofyballer, resident relationship expert in BBV4L!

I did actually read the whole post and I think you should write her a heartfelt letter detailing your feelings about her and the way she's treated you over the years. You can't keep letting yourself get run over by this girl, so telling her how you feel might make her see that all this stuff she's doing isn't cool. With any luck, she'll realize that you're the right guy for her and you'll wander off happily into the sunset with her.

Good luck!

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I have a strong feeling he's going to take this serious..you can't [censored] around with foreign people, they don't get the sarcasm as well.

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Very true, it's a good thing you pointed this out. I just hope he hasn't gone and married her yet...

[Himself]

I actually read the whole thing. Just forget about her.