Favorite insults when monkeytilt takes over?

[Squareview]

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I enjoyed the following on ongame :

"I knew you had that."

"But you called me?"

"Yeah, but i knew you had it."

"But you called me?"

"I'm telling you I knew."

"So you are a psychic poker play that is still sh-t?. Wow."

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dont mention ongame sir. i will kill myself

[markdeeznutz]

if people have their dog as their avatar i usually like to go with i hope your dog gets cancer

[plzleenowhammy]

"std obv"

can't get in trouble because it's an abbreviation of standard but we all know what it really means.

[netstorm]

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NICE CATCH ASSFUCKER, NOW GO TAKE THAT $60,000 YOU JUST WON OFF ME, BUY A BRAND NEW LUXURY CAR

AND DRIVE IT INTO A POOL OF SHARKS WITH FRIGGIN LASERS ON THEIR HEADS

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[mirrorman]

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if people have their dog as their avatar i usually like to go with i hope your dog runs into michael vick

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[luckbox666]

nice mirrorman

[No Fizzle]

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I love telling someone who made an idiot call preflop, flop, and turn to catch a mirical river "NH".

Some times the person who gets sucked out on goes completely insane "ARE YOU F_ING KIDDING ME!!! THAT WAS RETARDED!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH... CALLED A RE-RAISE COLD PREFLOP WITH 62o!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH..."

Then I dont say another word.

It still makes me laugh every time it works. I play low limits so it works alot.

I believe this is +EV because A) you compliment the fish for terrible play B) You sometimes get the player with the premium hand on tilt.

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QFT

It's amazing how often this works. I like be a little more encouraging to the idiot, something like "Damn! Great hand, man!!"

[oddsock]

"How can you call that? You had no implied odds, i was all-in already and you call a bet on 2 outs. You were a 95% to lose. I played that hand perfectly."

"F--k off c--t"

[StarkNaked]

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NICE CATCH ASSFUCKER, NOW GO TAKE THAT $60,000 YOU JUST WON OFF ME, BUY A BRAND NEW LUXURY CAR

AND DRIVE IT INTO A POOL OF SHARKS WITH LASERS ON THEIR HEADS

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that was a quality rant that day....

[dwf76]

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"How can you call that? You had no implied odds, i was all-in already and you call a bet on 2 outs. You were a 95% to lose. I played that hand perfectly."

"F--k off c--t"

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First decent one i've read.