the least amount of effort you've ever seen a homeless man put?

BowToYourSensei · #1 07-31-2007, 11:24 PM

i took a pic of this guy but i can't get it on my comp cuz i'm retarded.

this 50 year old or so homeless man holding a sign and a pan while wearing new jeans, a clean shirt, and i'm thinking to myself "no way this guy is homeless."

i go to the gas station a block down to fill up and i see him at a bus stop on a cell phone pulling out a hundred from his wallet.

so either he's comically lazy and stealing jobs from REAL homeless people, or he killed a man and stole his [censored].

blutarski · #2 07-31-2007, 11:35 PM

Please cut my toenails; they are brown and smell of dead grass.

BowToYourSensei · #3 07-31-2007, 11:37 PM

i thought you were dead, eaten by an alligator or something. it made me happy.

blutarski · #4 07-31-2007, 11:39 PM

I think I shall wear the pink shinguards tomorrow, they complement my bedsores so well.