Ask me about the hooker that just left

[Jasper109]

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wow, i am surprised a marine has such strong views against prostitution: "if im gonna get smoked for a word, my word's Poon Tang"

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Awesome.

I bought a hooker once in LA when I first got out here. I had gotten dumped by a girl and was kinda depressed. Shortstacked $600 NL on Party and built up to $1800 so I figure I had $500-$1000 I could blow. Next weekend bought some pot and used The Erotic Review to score a former Penthouse Model. It was only supposed to cost me like $500 for an hour but I ended up blowing all $1500 I had on me plus all my pot was gone but she was there most of the night. Never had sex like that since...easily the best $1500 purchase I ever made.

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Thanks for saving this otherwise pathetic thread.