CTS might have just killed 2 people

[wonderwes]

Wow, people are nuts. Surgery? Biggest crock ever. Obviously he has no job or health insurance. Hope that wasn't surgery for his pregnant wife. Or his dumb brain.

SURGERY!?!?!?!? Sitting with your entire roll. Pfft.

NH Hero.

[bazooka87]

endoftime7T: I HAVE TO HAVE 6K TO SAVE SOMEBODYS
LIFE U PIECE OF $$%@

So awesome

[tagtastic]

I'd say if I'm playing a lot of heads up this type of conversation happens like once a week.

Not usually this funny, but it does involve someone making up an excuse of why I should send their money back and me telling them to rebuy or leave.

There's also tons of rail beggars who come and start a "conversation" with you if you're sitting alone, often pretending to know you in real life. And this isn't at nosebleed stakes.

[bills427]

coach me plz

[ImsaKidd]

cts can you chat coach me plz

[blah_blah]

[ QUOTE ]
endoftime7T: I HAVE TO HAVE 6K TO SAVE SOMEBODYS
LIFE U PIECE OF $$%@

So awesome

[/ QUOTE ]

u piece of sh.it
there is war breaking out in my country
u think i have time for u

[BrainNinja]

cole is such a hustler

[Sailboats]

There is an excellent bash quote that reminds of this situation.

#199355 +(5096)- [X]

<Meph|st0> Complaint : BOUGTH IT FOR MY COUSIN WHO HAD CANCER, ITEM NEVER ARRIVED AND MY COUSIN DIED
<Meph|st0> thats the greatest ebay feedback i have ever seen

Full Tilt Poker Game #2791130286: Table Canfield (6 max) - $200/$400 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:16:07 ET - 2007/06/28
Seat 1: MUCKEMSAYUHH ($50,891)
Seat 2: noataima ($16,200)
Seat 3: Phil Ivey ($30,793.50)
Seat 4: Urindanger ($40,000)
Seat 5: Grndhg25 ($12,895)
Seat 6: tommygunz829 ($14,990.50)
noataima posts the small blind of $200
Phil Ivey posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Urindanger folds
Grndhg25 folds
tommygunz829 folds
MUCKEMSAYUHH raises to $1,400
noataima calls $1,200
Phil Ivey raises to $5,600
MUCKEMSAYUHH raises to $50,891, and is all in
noataima folds
Phil Ivey calls $25,193.50, and is all in
MUCKEMSAYUHH shows [3d 3c]
Phil Ivey shows [Ks Kd]
Uncalled bet of $20,097.50 returned to MUCKEMSAYUHH
*** FLOP *** [3h Qs 9h]
*** TURN *** [3h Qs 9h] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [3h Qs 9h 3s] [Ts]
MUCKEMSAYUHH shows four of a kind, Threes
Phil Ivey shows two pair, Kings and Threes
MUCKEMSAYUHH wins the pot ($62,984) with four of a kind, Threes
Phil Ivey is sitting out

[TurdFerguson]

[ QUOTE ]
Full Tilt Poker Game #2791130286: Table Canfield (6 max) - $200/$400 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:16:07 ET - 2007/06/28
Seat 1: MUCKEMSAYUHH ($50,891)
Seat 2: noataima ($16,200)
Seat 3: Phil Ivey ($30,793.50)
Seat 4: Urindanger ($40,000)
Seat 5: Grndhg25 ($12,895)
Seat 6: tommygunz829 ($14,990.50)
noataima posts the small blind of $200
Phil Ivey posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Urindanger folds
Grndhg25 folds
tommygunz829 folds
MUCKEMSAYUHH raises to $1,400
noataima calls $1,200
Phil Ivey raises to $5,600
MUCKEMSAYUHH raises to $50,891, and is all in
noataima folds
Phil Ivey calls $25,193.50, and is all in
MUCKEMSAYUHH shows [3d 3c]
Phil Ivey shows [Ks Kd]
Uncalled bet of $20,097.50 returned to MUCKEMSAYUHH
*** FLOP *** [3h Qs 9h]
*** TURN *** [3h Qs 9h] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [3h Qs 9h 3s] [Ts]
MUCKEMSAYUHH shows four of a kind, Threes
Phil Ivey shows two pair, Kings and Threes
MUCKEMSAYUHH wins the pot ($62,984) with four of a kind, Threes
Phil Ivey is sitting out

[/ QUOTE ]

Cue the Phil Ivey/Jen Tilly pic...