you know, one of these

[luapmox]

POKERSTARS GAME #10076764917: HOLD'EM LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2007/05/24 - 01:19:35 (ET)
Table 'Tyndareus' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: DealMeARiver ($664 in chips)
Seat 3: Heisenb3rg ($497.50 in chips)
Seat 4: namcam113 ($102 in chips)
Seat 5: luapmox ($222 in chips)
Seat 6: Renerob ($207 in chips)
luapmox: posts small blind $2
Renerob: posts big blind $5
paris23: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to luapmox [Js Qs]
DealMeARiver: folds
Heisenb3rg: raises $5 to $10
namcam113: calls $10
luapmox: calls $8
Renerob: calls $5
*** FLOP *** [Th 5c Kd]
luapmox: checks
Renerob: bets $5
Heisenb3rg: raises $5 to $10
namcam113: calls $10
luapmox: calls $10
Renerob: raises $5 to $15
Heisenb3rg: raises $5 to $20
Betting is capped
namcam113: calls $10
luapmox: calls $10
Renerob: calls $5
*** TURN *** [Th 5c Kd] [9h]
luapmox: checks
Renerob: checks
Heisenb3rg: bets $10
namcam113: raises $10 to $20
luapmox: calls $20
Renerob: calls $20
Heisenb3rg: calls $10
*** RIVER *** [Th 5c Kd 9h] [2d]
luapmox: bets $10
Renerob: calls $10
Heisenb3rg said, "wtf"
Heisenb3rg: calls $10
namcam113: raises $10 to $20
luapmox: raises $10 to $30
Renerob: folds
Heisenb3rg: calls $20
namcam113: calls $10
*** SHOW DOWN ***
luapmox: shows [Js Qs] (a straight, Nine to King)
Heisenb3rg: mucks hand
namcam113: mucks hand
Heisenb3rg said, "nam areyou a moron"
Heisenb3rg said, "fguoiasbguiosd"
luapmox collected $298 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $300 | Rake $2
Board [Th 5c Kd 9h 2d]
Seat 1: DealMeARiver folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Heisenb3rg mucked [Ks Td]
Seat 4: namcam113 (button) mucked [9c Kc]
Seat 5: luapmox (small blind) showed [Js Qs] and won ($298) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 6: Renerob (big blind) folded on the River

[d0nkaments]

WHAT?

[tcleberg]

Heisenb3rg plays good

[Heavens_Myst]

......................

[mwalsh2020]

use a converter you lazy douche

[Kala1928]

Missed some bets there

luapmox: calls $20

[Ron Poor]

i like it... i sometimes pay off 3 and 4 bets so i can wtf someone. that teaches them!