Neighbors Leave Angry Note, what's the play?

[NozeCandy]

Alright, so my girlfriend's sister drove her car somewhere yesterday and came back and parked really, really badly on the street. She wasn't blocking anyone's driveway but was a bit off the curb. There is this note on her car the next day:

"1. You're in our driveway

2. I had to move my car, b/c you increased the chance of it being hit by 50! by parking there.

3. YOU SUCK. WHO ARE YOU?

[address redacted]"

Now these are undoubtedly some catty sorority bitches and there is a 100000% chance that either my gf or I know them vaguely or know someone who knows them well because of this. She's too much of a pussy to do anything besides knock on their door and being like, "Hey, my sister parked the car. Why would you write a note like this?" Howerever, I got her to agree that if we could figure out who the people were and find some creative way to get revenge that she would be up for it. I'm not even mad at these girls, I just like [censored] around with things like this. Ideas plz.

[Conspire]

Hide in their bushes with a pair of binoculars.

[NozeCandy]

I'm thinking of just stabbing the note back on their front door with a huge knife and writing WAR in blood on it.

[FlyWf]

Teach your girlfriend's sister to park.

[NozeCandy]

The less I have to interact with my girlfriend's sister the better.

[Limesparks]

50! = 3.04 x 10^64

i doubt it increased the chances of collision that much, but i didn't see how the car was parked.

[context]

Confront them. They're obv scared of a real argument, otherwise be puzzies and leave a note on the car when they probably know who to ask... Pick a fight and watch them squirm.

[NozeCandy]

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Confront them. They're obv scared of a real argument, otherwise be puzzies and leave a note on the car when they probably know who to ask... Pick a fight and watch them squirm.

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Oh we're going to confront them. What I'm really looking for is a way to parlay this into convincing my gf and the note writer to get into a makeup threesome with me.

[Arito]

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I'm thinking of just stabbing the note back on their front door with a huge knife and writing WAR in blood on it.

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This is actually pretty good. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[I Love Mr Slope]

Hide out in the back alley near where you live. When one of the girls walks past late at night, pull her down, rape her, poop in her mouth and tell her to stop leaving [censored] notes on peoples cars.