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Old 11-07-2007, 08:26 AM
Choparno Choparno is offline
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Default Re: brag or beat: my life

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Do you play soccer or only watch it? If you only watch than you should start to do some physical things.

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I neither play nor watch it.
I just place bets and check the results.


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Loooooooooooool I love this, it cracked me up. "I have an interest in soccer...of course I never play or watch it".
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Old 11-07-2007, 08:27 AM
PostBlindUTG PostBlindUTG is offline
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Default Re: brag or beat: my life

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lots of Beats:
1. german
2. fast food (no idea of good food b/c -> Pt. 1)
3. being European and playing NLHE on PS
4. no other interests than poker,soccer,drinkin,girls
5. german

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OMG Seriously better stf* fu*kin piece of s*it...
We own your ass in any imaginable way and then drive over your dead body with a CL63AMG Black Series
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Old 11-07-2007, 08:29 AM
icanseeyourcards icanseeyourcards is offline
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Default Re: brag or beat: my life

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I would love to live like that except I don't want to grind anything lower than 600nl and I wouldn't eat [censored] from McDonalds. Oh and I would travel A LOT!

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hes a pathetic loser! ..

[ ] travels

[ ] rich

[ ] poker skill

[ ] rolled for nl100-nl600

[x] ugly

[x] changed his mother for a week in a german television show

[x] eats @ mc donalds because he cant afford real food

[x] sportbet addict

[ ] good @ sport betting

[x] pays his bill by social benefits for students

[x] attention whore

[x] jealous

[x] envious

[x] makes debts
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Old 11-07-2007, 08:30 AM
Choparno Choparno is offline
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Default Re: brag or beat: my life

Also OP your schedule needs some tinkering.

E.g. at 10pm it should read "Watch DVDs and get high".

WTF at logging back on at 10pm for a third session of grinding, your work ethic is way too high and that's probably why you are stressing out and questioning your life.
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Old 11-07-2007, 08:31 AM
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Default Re: brag or beat: my life

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left is too unexactly,thats why west,east,north and south were invented.

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Old 11-07-2007, 08:34 AM
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Default Re: brag or beat: my life

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[x] changed his mother for a week in a german television show


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Old 11-07-2007, 08:38 AM
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[x] changed his mother for a week in a german television show


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AHAHAHA

GOOGLE --> FRAUENTAUSCH
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Old 11-07-2007, 09:01 AM
Mark the muck Mark the muck is offline
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I has so much haters,my life must be not that bad...


Hugh Heffner also has more haters than a retarded cancer patient.
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Old 11-07-2007, 09:05 AM
Ratamahatta Ratamahatta is offline
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Default Re: brag or beat: my life

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I would love to live like that except I don't want to grind anything lower than 600nl and I wouldn't eat [censored] from McDonalds. Oh and I would travel A LOT!

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hes a pathetic loser! ..

[ ] travels

[ ] rich

[ ] poker skill

[ ] rolled for nl100-nl600

[x] ugly

[x] changed his mother for a week in a german television show

[x] eats @ mc donalds because he cant afford real food

[x] sportbet addict

[ ] good @ sport betting

[x] pays his bill by social benefits for students

[x] attention whore

[x] jealous

[x] envious

[x] makes debts

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WTF, how did you get all of these from what I wrote?
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Old 11-07-2007, 09:11 AM
Mark the muck Mark the muck is offline
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dont take him serious,he is 15 years old NL10 grinder who steals money from his mother to cash in on pokerstars.
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