santa sensei's 5 days of christmas

[fybpm]

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i want to be a winning player..

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He said reasonable. You have a better shot at a Mercedes S600. He's a poker player, not Jesus.

[kkcountry]

i would like an autographed copy of the team pokerstars demotivator (the one that cannot be posted) to hang on my wall

[SNOWBALL]

Dear Santa Sensei,

I need some running shoes. Size nine and a half plz. Any color is fine, but non-black soles are preferable. Thanks!

Merry Christmas,
Snowball

[sippin_criss]

iPod earbud headphones

[Chaos_ult]

I want you to let me punch you in the mouf.

[kindergartencop]

dear santa sensei,
i have cleaned my room and made my bed like, a lot. i have been nice and tried to berate the fish as little as possible. i brush my teeth twice a day. for christmas i would like a ps3. i believe you are real and i will leave you cookies on the kitchen table every night.

[chopstick]

I'd like you to anonymously pay for a random table's dinner the next time you go out to eat.

[nutsflopper]

xbox live headset plz

[apefish]

okay btys, here are my mspaint topics if you choose to go that route (or just for the hell of it).

1) The prolonged absence of Grimstarr from BBV.

2) Christmas spirit and philanthropy in BBV. This can (and maybe should) include BarryG, the Christmas miracle of the legendary Brandi threads (the gift that kept on giving), and the rise of staking threads (blueman and bottomset, teamhellasuperawesome wars, etc)

3) A BBV Christmas Carol. I'm pretty sure Gildwulf is the Scrooge here- although I do not want that taken to be a complaint on the way he mods, which I think is top notch, and I take no responsibility for any hilarity/controversy that would ensue. I just think it sets up well that way.
Fgators I think is my tiny tim- but ARTISTIC LICENSE, MAN.

[Montrealer]

Dear Santa Sensei,

Please give me a Cardrunners subscription for Christmas so I can go from stucko to robusto and pay it forward, ldo