Only the Punchline - Page 8

rbdog · #71 05-31-2007, 09:30 PM

and then Jesus says, "Hey I can see my house from here!"

UnlikelyNinja · #72 05-31-2007, 09:36 PM

"You ask if knew Two Guns Gonzales? I had lunch with Two Guns Gonzales!"
"You're an [censored], Superman."
"I don't know, but my ass is killing me," said the Invisible Man.
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
It's the bottom of the Ninth, and the bases are loaded, with two out!

nath · #73 05-31-2007, 09:40 PM

"So it matches the dishwasher."

Wad · #74 05-31-2007, 09:42 PM

Oooohhh, that's a big word for an eight year old!

popeye18 · #75 05-31-2007, 09:57 PM

I dont know either, i was too busy choking myself and masterbating to tell.

React1oN · #76 05-31-2007, 10:22 PM

I got there, and NOBODY WAS HOME

miajag · #77 05-31-2007, 10:30 PM

The bear says "You don't really come out here to hunt, do you?"

lgas · #78 05-31-2007, 10:31 PM

"You think you're scared? I've gotta walk outta here alone"

kkcountry · #79 05-31-2007, 10:31 PM

nothing, you already told her twice

nath · #80 05-31-2007, 10:41 PM

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I dont know either, i was too busy choking myself and masterbating to tell.

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I'm going to start using this as the punchline for EVERY joke I tell