beat: fat roommate's fat girlfriend yells at me

[Tempest122]

she said somethin that i couldnt believe
so i grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy-ass weave
she started talkin [censored], wouldnt you know
reached back like a pimp, slapped the hoe

- What Would Eazy E Do?

[evazan]

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CC == Picasso of BBV?

[commish223]

Put a mirror over your head at an angle in which you can look at them while you're laying in bed. Don't use it obviously but say you like to watch other people sleep. If that doesn't get them to go to the fatty gf's, start playing obscenely stupid music at all hours of the night, aka Elton John, Billy Joel, Hanson etc. If that doesn't work jizz in shampoo obv.

[blutarski]

beat: dorm.

Fat guy must be a punk to let his roommate push him around and decide whether or not his GF can stay in the room.

That being said, I vote for jizz in the shampoo, just for the TR.

[Kamakaze22]

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Give fatty a sausage to nibble on while he sleeps.

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or you can use Lucky Charm marshmallows. It's funny when they wake up.

[dogmeat]

So you don't play poker well enough to have your own place

and

You hate that even a fat azz guy like your roommate can come home to a woman

and

you blame your poker losses on the guy's gf

and

you beat the woman with a spoon until she complained and are pissed off that she talked to you

and

I think this is all very funny

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[bmwguy525]

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I think this is all very funny

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Hahahahahaa the best and single most funny ending I could've ever expected

[Q8offsuit]

pics of gf to jerk to plz.

[Godson]

dude slap that hoe and tell her to act right or else you will put her fat ass outside. have you thought about getting a new roomate? id be more pissed off about the snoring then some fat slob speaking fatness to me, put on muzzle on ur roomate imo.

[TomTom]

So how long have you wanted to cum on this fat chick?