OT: Fat chick sex

[bones]

I forgot about this. Peter, I will buy you and Kirstie Alley dinner at the restaurant of your choosing if you bring her back to SFB's place and introduce her around when I'm there. SFB must be present and have at least 4 bevos in him.

[terrellk11]

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Taking a fat chick on a date so you can get a beej...?

The whole point of hooking up with a fat chick is no effort. Where does this hungry hippo get off having self respect?

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I think bones has locked up like 8 of the top 10 spots for the funniest things I've read online.

[Gramps]

I love how you live with SFB for 6 months, and now you're starting cool, real life OT threads like the good old days. The [censored] thread is great and all, but I miss the random real-life OT threads that used to predominate here (though I understand it was getting out of control).

[durron597]

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As a general principle I care less than almost anybody whether a thread is in the appropriate forum. In this case however, I'm concerned that it is in a forum that is not often read by Elaine. Perhaps it should be moved.

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David,

this forum is not run like most of the other strategy forums. you can rest assured that we have the matter well in hand.

[skipperbob]

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I love how you live with SFB for 6 months, and now you're starting cool, real life OT threads like the good old days. The [censored] thread is great and all, but I miss the random real-life OT threads that used to predominate here (though I understand it was getting out of control).

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Pineapple & I have a deal: I won't learn anything about poker by watching him & he won't learn anything about porking fatties from me [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]Fat chicks and old men need love too...Right David? [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[SneakyFerret]

[x] 80 lbs of pasta
[ ] HH to analyze
[x] Heiniken
[x] Jerking off
[x] Sklansky delivers


I'd say that this thread is a success.

[suzzer99]

How could I just skip over a thread by Pineapple about fat chick sex for so long? Oh what a fool I've been.

Pineapple, tell her if she wants to drive to Redondo, I'll buy her some food in exchange for a BJ. You have my number. But I'm not driving down there. Those are my terms.

[SlackerMcFly]

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[x] 80 lbs of pasta
[ ] HH to analyze
[x] Heiniken
[x] Jerking off
[x] Sklansky delivers

I'd say that this thread is a success.

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You left out:
[x] Hungry Hippo
[x] In-n-Out

Yah, it's a success. Can't wait to read the t/r.

[suzzer99]

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How could I just skip over a thread by Pineapple about fat chick sex for so long? Oh what a fool I've been.

Pineapple, tell her if she wants to drive to Redondo, I'll buy her some food in exchange for a BJ. You have my number. But I'm not driving down there. Those are my terms.

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Ok I thought of one more deal "sweetener": if she's as good as she says she is, I'll take her to Baskin Robbins afterward and she can order anything she wants off the menu.

That's my final offer.

Oh yeah - normal food items only. She can't order a whole ice cream cake. Those things are ridiculously expensive.

[pineapple888]

Results: She's on her way to suzzer's.