new Brad Booth joke

[Suigin406]

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Grando wins the thread

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[tiger_hall]

wow this thread has not delivered at all...
Z- any chance of a joke thats actually funny?

[ifoughtpiranhas]

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Brad Booth in grade 4 math class is asked a question by his teacher Miss Walker.

"Brad, there are 4 birds sitting on a fence. A farmer shoots one of them. How many are left now?"

Brad replies, "None miss".

Miss Walker, "No Brad you are wrong, if he shoots 1 bird there will be 3 birds left, yes",

to which

Brad responds, "No miss when the farmer shoots the gun it scares all of the birds, so they fly away and there are no birds left"

Miss Walker, "No Brad the correct answer is 3, 4-1 = 3, BUT
I do like the way you are thinking".

Brad, "Miss Walker, may I ask you a question.

Miss Walker, "Certainly Brad".

Brad Booth, "3 women are standing on the corner of Columbus Circle eating icecream cones. The 1st women is really gulping it down sucking hard, the 2nd is gently nibbling on the cone and the 3rd woman is taking that cone deep into her mouth and licking it viraciously.

Now Miss, my question is, can you tell me which one of the women is married".

Miss Walker, "Oh I would say the 3rd woman who is licking it viracously".

Brad Booth, "No miss the married woman is the one wearing the wedding ring, BUT I REALLY LIKE THE WAY YOU ARE THINKING ! "

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[twang]

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Brad Booth has a job working in a zoo. One day his workmate asks him "For $2,000 would you sleep with that gorilla?"

Brad thinks for a while, and says "Sure I'd screw that gorilla for $2,000, but on three conditions.

First, no kissing. Second, you mustn't tell anybody.

And third, I'll need a few days to come up with the money!

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Why would a closet zoophile (conditions 2 and 3) who is willing to pay 2k to fulfill his desires restrict himself as expressed in condition 1? And if BB lusting for gorillas is not the twist/premise/punchline, what is then? That he does not understand the common economics (of prostitution) and thinks the norm is that he has to pay to have involuntary sex?
Someone please explain.

[The B]

what do you call a table for 4 in a canadian restaurant?

a yukon booth

[The B]

i give myself a D-