new Brad Booth joke

[bustedromo]

Brad Booth and a homeless dude are standing on the street corner panhandling for change. Rich dude in a new Cadillac drives up, gets out and says "I need my car washed. Which one of you wants to do it?"

The homeless dude says "Sir, I'll wash your car for $3."

Brad Booth quickly counters "Sir, I'll wash it for $9 and that includes the wheels, shining the windows, and cleaning the interior."

Figuring out what Booth is up to, the homeless dude thinks for awhile and then steps forward and says, "Sir, I'll wash your beautiful Cadillac for $27, and that includes everything that guy said, plus a 2 hour wax job that's the best you ever seen."

Brad Booth surreptitiously glances at the homeless guy, appears to be in deep thought for a moment, and then with confidence walks up to the rich guy and says "Sir, I'll wash your car for $1000, and that's my final offer."

[bmwguy525]

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[tiger_hall]

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[luckyjimm]

Brad Booth has a job working in a zoo. One day his workmate asks him "For $2,000 would you sleep with that gorilla?"

Brad thinks for a while, and says "Sure I'd screw that gorilla for $2,000, but on three conditions.

First, no kissing. Second, you mustn't tell anybody.

And third, I'll need a few days to come up with the money!

[Savant]

better

[xker17x]

much better

[tiger_hall]

[ QUOTE ]
Brad Booth has a job working in a zoo. One day his workmate asks him "For $2,000 would you sleep with that gorilla?"

Brad thinks for a while, and says "Sure I'd screw that gorilla for $2,000, but on three conditions.

First, no kissing. Second, you mustn't tell anybody.

And third, I'll need a few days to come up with the money!

[/ QUOTE ]

[MaxRaises]

[ QUOTE ]
Brad Booth has a job working in a zoo. One day his workmate asks him "For $2,000 would you sleep with that gorilla?"

Brad thinks for a while, and says "Sure I'd screw that gorilla for $2,000, but on three conditions.

First, no kissing. Second, you mustn't tell anybody.

And third, I'll need a few days to come up with the money!

[/ QUOTE ]


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[luckyjimm]

I've been looking for the chance to use that joke, since reading it in Bernard Manning's obituaries last week!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxAcQh7EzsA