My Hooker Story

[Hollywade]

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Never go to Vegas for a hooker. You will always get...a skank

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Duh?

Where can you find hookers that are not skanks? By hookers, I'm assuming we're talking about girls who will bang you if you pay them.

Sounds pretty skanky.

[Hollywade]

After further review, it appears that "spilt" might actually be a word, although it's definitely nonstandard if it is.

Regardless, I still hate you.

Pick up school? Are you [censored] kidding me?

[mrcoughman]

Upon fist reading I thought Rabbit worked for Tucker Max and had some sort formal training, or any type of writing experience.
Turns out he's just a huge douche.

[bernie]

$1300 total? LOL

I'd say go to the Flamingo, their central bar. Always hookers around there late at night.

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[Matt Flynn]

Bruiser,

Awesome.

[daryn]

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the thing that makes bruiser stories funny is that they are 100% legit and real. his brutal honesty is very funny.

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Wow. Some guy is honest about his shortcomings. Revo-[censored]-lutionary.

By the way, how do you know it's 100% real? I didn't really want to tackle this, since it's the basic assumption that everything on the internet has to be real, but who says that since he's writing about shortcomings they have to be real? Maybe he just thinks it's funnier. Maybe you're getting played.

I personally won't argue for or against it, because of one thing: it's not about whether it's 100% real. It's about how funny it is and its presentation.

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i dunno.. we're friends? i guess i'd never know unless i was in the hotel room right? but i know both guys personally and the story seems in line 100%. he's not the type of person to lie about a story like this either. i heard the story long before it was posted and we all had a great laugh at the time, because it was very funny if you know thebruiser.

[burns-1986]

bump

[imsobroke]

thanks for bumping this story, great thread.

op should have flown to amsterdam, had loads of drugs, lots of sex with actual hot women and still spent less money than he did on this adventure.

nh

[CORed]

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what does that mean?

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tl;dr means "Too long, didn't read".

[CORed]

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isn't the bunny ranch right outside vegas?

i could be way off though

i think that should be bruiser's next stop

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The bunny ranch is somewhere near Reno, IIRC. However, there are legal brothels in Parhump and Amargosa Valley, both about 60 or 70 miles from Vegas. It probably would have cost at least as much to get laid at one of them as Bruiser and his buddy spent for the rip-off massage parlor and the black escort.