How to alienate prospective roommate?

[Skittles]

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Do what you did to the last ones

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lol nice

[neuroman]

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leave an open can of chili with a spoon in it somewhere visible; drop a deuce and don't flush it; if it's a shared shower make sure there's pubic hair everywhere

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short but brilliant.

OP--update?