weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex

[brandofo]

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This kind of sh!t is exactly what makes me want to go out and fk every chick on earth. I've never had a raunchy/dirty/fk'd up chick say something weird to me before, but almost everything said so far here (except the pooped) would def make me bust a nut pronto. Most of the girls I've been w/ lay there like a limp noodle, with the occasional screamer here and there. This thread would be even better w/ pics (what thread wouldn't?) of the girls who say this sh!t.

In short, keep 'em coming, I'm masturbating.

Brian

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you are f'd up

[ncboiler]

"I haven't been [censored] like that since grade school". Okay maybe it wasn't to me but....

[slickpoppa]

A friend of mine was gonna bang some chick for the first time but didn't have a condom so the chick said "It's okay, we can split the abortion 50/50."

[oyvindgee]

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A friend of mine was gonna bang some chick for the first time but didn't have a condom so the chick said "It's okay, we can split the abortion 50/50."

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Would have married her on the spot. Well, after she got tested anyway.

[HitHard69]

Her: You're alot better than Dad.
Me: Yea, thats what Mom says.

[Hass]

I didn't even have time to get off and roll over and she says "who am I too you?" Quick ninja thinking and I say "Jennifer" and get up to take a shower.

I come back in my room after the shower and she now asks, "have you ever been in love?" in this real sweet voice like she is daydreaming about it at the moment.

Needless to say that was the first and last time she was in my bed.

I have a [censored] up one too. My first anal experience was very disturbing. G/F of about 2 years but we are only about 17 years old, so young, dumb, and full of cum, and will try anything. She tells me she wants me to put it in her 2 hole. Well I ain't saying no to that so I do it.

The whole time she keeps talking like she likes it, keep going, more, don't stop. Now the whole time was like 3 min. cause I'm 17 and this [censored] is great. Well afterwards I'm getting dressed and she is sitting in the other seat with this wierd look on her face, so I ask what is wrong. Of course she starts crying, so I ask what is wrong again.

"My ex-raped me one time, and forced it in my 2 hole and that just brought back bad memories"

WOW. Ok. Not once did we ever have sex again. About 2 months later we split up. There was nothing she could say or do to turn me on after that.

WOMEN ARE FCKED UP CREATURES.

[bisonbison]

"I love you." During.

Second date.

What.

[Evan]

Read this

[shanghairay]

brag- exGF "if you aren't good i'll never call you again" followed by 7 months together [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

beat- also exGF "you're getting fat, i'm not giving you head until you lose it" i put on some weight while on a business trip for 3 weeks, she said that after i asked her why she hadn't given me head that night, as she usually offered

variance-"86"
in china people really don't say how old they are, they say what year they were born... she was 30ish (born before 1980) and i don't think she'd been with a younger guy in a while (or ever)... she just couldn't get over it... also she later was my best sex ever, but the first time was weird cause she kept saying that.

[guids]

You should have [censored] her while she was puking, the contractions are ridiculous.