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Old 06-06-2007, 03:02 PM
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Me Tarzan You Brandi!
Money Mine! Woman No Get!

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I literally LOL'd, and that's very rare when I'm reading online forums.

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who are these other wsop bracelet winners and "best of the best" pros who have taken the time to mentor brandi?

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Must be Chris Ferguson based on what happened to curtains.

See ? I bet no one lol'd at that :-(
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Old 06-06-2007, 03:03 PM
Peter McDermott Peter McDermott is offline
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pretty sure this is a joke, yes?

David is saying in his post that women are into him for his linguistic skills, with a pretty obvious gramatical error in the title.


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He obviously intended to write 'cunnilinguistic skills'.
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Old 06-06-2007, 03:03 PM
Bill Blazejowski Bill Blazejowski is offline
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PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Sometimes it helps to understand a word if you break it down, so let's do that now shall we? Pros... it doesn't mean anything, you can forget about that... Tit, I think we all know what that means, Tu, two tit and TION of course, from the Latin to shun... to say uh-uh no thank you anyway I don't want it, to push away... it doesn't even belong in this word really.
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Old 06-06-2007, 03:05 PM
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David,

Play on, playa.

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Old 06-06-2007, 03:06 PM
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PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Sometimes it helps to understand a word if you break it down, so let's do that now shall we? Pros... it doesn't mean anything, you can forget about that... Tit, I think we all know what that means, Tu, two tit and TION of course, from the Latin to shun... to say uh-uh no thank you anyway I don't want it, to push away... it doesn't even belong in this word really.

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Awesome "Night Shift" reference!
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Old 06-06-2007, 03:09 PM
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David,

I have rethought my previous post and I am sorry for being rude. I will be in LV August 28th-29th, and would love it if you would coach me. I promise not to throw cards in any one's face, and the only bad thing I do at the poker table is lie and say it is my first time playing. You can also meet all of my friends, they are my age (and therefore younger//hotter then Brandi) and we will all be there celebrating my 21st birthday and our senior year [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Looking forward to our sessions!!
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Old 06-06-2007, 03:21 PM
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Can someone rickroll me plz.
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Old 06-06-2007, 03:25 PM
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David,

I have rethought my previous post and I am sorry for being rude. I will be in LV August 28th-29th, and would love it if you would coach me. I promise not to throw cards in any one's face, and the only bad thing I do at the poker table is lie and say it is my first time playing. You can also meet all of my friends, they are my age (and therefore younger//hotter then Brandi) and we will all be there celebrating my 21st birthday and our senior year [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Looking forward to our sessions!!

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This is hilarious. I am jealous because I only get approached by young male poker players.
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Old 06-06-2007, 03:28 PM
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David,

I have rethought my previous post and I am sorry for being rude. I will be in LV August 28th-29th, and would love it if you would coach me. I promise not to throw cards in any one's face, and the only bad thing I do at the poker table is lie and say it is my first time playing. You can also meet all of my friends, they are my age (and therefore younger//hotter then Brandi) and we will all be there celebrating my 21st birthday and our senior year [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Looking forward to our sessions!!

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uh oh this could make brandi angry. Perhaps a catfight ensues?
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Old 06-06-2007, 03:29 PM
Bill Blazejowski Bill Blazejowski is offline
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David,

I have rethought my previous post and I am sorry for being rude. I will be in LV August 28th-29th, and would love it if you would coach me. I promise not to throw cards in any one's face, and the only bad thing I do at the poker table is lie and say it is my first time playing. You can also meet all of my friends, they are my age (and therefore younger//hotter then Brandi) and we will all be there celebrating my 21st birthday and our senior year [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Looking forward to our sessions!!

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