MY DEMISE-- LONG, PARTY IS RIGGED, FOR REAL -500k

[Chingaling]

First and foremeost, let me state that I probably wont reply to any responses because Im sure you guys will be REALLY creative and post gems like " FOLD PREFLOP" Or other ingenious responses.. This is long, but if you like to revel in the demise of another.. READ ON.

I will give a little background on myself first... I have always been extremely logic driven, and intelligent, albeit a free thinker and I have defiitely always thought outside the box.. I skipped 2 grades In High School, have a 155 IQ, I even had a trip to the White House when I was 16 because I was the first person in the States History to Score 99th percentile on standardized tests in all areas from kindergarten to 9th Grade.. I guess what I am trying to say, is that Im not stoooopid.

I started playing poker about 4 years ago on Pacific Poker, playing 15/30 for about 6 months or so, everyday on the site.
Over this time, I read tons of poker theory book, got the usual software, Pokertracker etc... and basically decided that I was going to play for a living..I quit my job, and played average of 1k hands a day ( because you couldnt multi table there at the time) and cleared about 50k In those months.. At that time, they took away my bonii because they werent for expert players, or whatever... I decided to go to Empire poker at that time..

I played Empire for about 2.5 Years 15/30 and 30/60 and made over 140k each year, (143k, 157k and 193k) I was playing a TON of hands Around 750k a year.. I then switched to Eurobet for higher Rakeback, I continued for about 6 months with approximately the same win rate. I also abandoned POkertracker for "better" software. Pokerscores, Poker Edge, Etc... SO, while it was better for other players stats, and I could still pull my own stats, graphs not available. If anyone has old Database one of my screen names was URAKNOBGOBLR if you want to verify I wasnt a lagtard.

Over those years I made about 500k, my stats, were around 18/9/1.7. pretty much accross the board for the times and sites at full tables.

Over those 4 years I had 4 total losing months.. This is where it ALL FALLS APART.......

When the skins split, I was forced to play Party because I got a nice Rake deal and Euro became a rock garden. Over the previous Approximate 3.5 years I was like 38-4 winning v losing months, with average of about 35k...

AS SOON as I signed up for Party I saw a MARKED change, Like I am NOT a conspiracy theorist and even though if didnt even seem like things were right, I simply couldnt fathom why things would be different..

I would honestly say that over the last year or so I am winning MAYBE 30% with AA, and thats not even the bad part.. I would say Im winnning MAYBE 25% with dominating hands AK vs Aj etc...And the set ups are even sicker.. It truly felt like Dikshit was on the other end just laughing at each session for the last year.

When I switched sites to party, I have had exactly ZERO winning months under my account (From 90% winning months before) with many months losing over 50k playing 30/60 (90%) 50/100 (10%) to 100/200.(Rarely)

I used good table selection, similar stats (18.9/11.0/1.9)and it just simply didnt matter, every single time I played I lost to retards. There simply was no other factor that I could find that would account for the ridiculous reversal of fortunes other that the old " party is rigged".. I couldnt really belive this as I would ask myself, WHY would they do this or HOW would they do this? I couldnt answer those questions logically, so I continued to play, arguing to myself that I was +EV vs a 30 vpip full table and that this simply couldnt continue like this, It had to be some sort of variance demon just raping me..I have finally concluded that that simply isnt the case. Over almost 1,000,000 hands in the last year I lost about 500k at 19/11/1.8.Thats disgusting.

It almost became a joke at the tables, I literally had people tell me that they would simply enter pots with me with rags anything and stay til the riva because they knew that whatever they needed, they would get..( I dont mean lagtards, I mean people like BZ and other good players actually were noticing how ridiculously bad i ran) It was kind of a joke, and I guess I didnt care because all things being equal, that would benefit me right??? WRONG! I simply could not give up because I knew that mathematically, I would kill all these 50/25/2.0 retards.. Or I thought...

I lost EVERY SINGLE month I played party, with maybe no more than 10 winning WEEKS over that time! The odd thing is that I visited a friend 3 months ago, and played under her screen name, SAME WAY I play all the time on mine, I won 60k in 3 weeks.. It wasnt even like I was playing the same game, it was like comparing football to tennis, cards were WAY different, draws actually hit ONCE IN A while, and big hands held at NORMAL rates. I simply cannot come up with any other explanation than eternal DOOMSWITCH on my account. The glaring anomalies cannot be explained away by variance or bad luck any longer.. Im done with poker and I wish death to everyone at pottypoka.com.

Please,someone explain how I won over 90% of months over 3.5 years on other sites, with large large samples 50k or more hands per month, and the second I switch to pottypoka I lose every month for a year ( excluding the one where I played on someone elses account)

For my Grand Finale on party poker this is what happened to me in my first 5 hands I played ( not folds) the other day, and this isnt even that abnormal 100/200....

I have qq, capped preflop vs a complete retard who has literally reraised everyone for an hour.

Flop is 222, capped flop, turn is 7, capped turn, river is a 2 and he has k4 os.. Awesome!!

2 Minutes later, I got kk, Flop is K49 rainbow, Capped flop, turn is 3, capped turn, River is 3.... AWESOME he has 33.

Next hand I played, I had AA, flop is A35 rainbow, it was 3 bet preflop, I gotta put him on ak, or a smaller set, Capped flop, turn is 9, capped turn, River is k, He has 24 of clubs, he 3 bet preflop with 24 and flopped a str8.. AWESOME

Next... I got 88, flop is qq8, Betting ensues, turn is Q and river is 9... He has k9 os... Awesome.

Next.. I got Aq hearts, Flop is 7h, 9h,jh... CAP CAP CAP, he has 68 hearts pfr utg.. Awesome.

I had a friend watching that session and we had been talking about how messed up my account was, I lost to 4 hansd where I was more than 98% to win on the flop in 15 minutes, and I flopped a a high flush and lost, he simply said " dude, there is no way your account isnt rigged" and left, flabbergasted. I cannot explain it away any longer, for whatever reason, my account IS RIGGED, despite all logical reasoning pointing otherwise.. You can only ignore results for so long.. I pray that it doesnt happen to any of you, because I have literally wanted to kill myself almost every session for the last year.

Go like 38-4 on other sites, winning around 50k a month on any other site, switch to PARTY, lose 50k a month with exact same respectable stats, and have ZERO winning months in a year. Yah, thats not really too cool, good luck all, back to work and school for me..

If we ever invade another muslim or Hindu country, I will be the first to sign up, so I can picture dikshits face on everyone I kill, and I will rape and pillage the women as they did to me for a year.

Enjoy

[McBusto]

Fold preflop?

[Caldarooni]

Chingaling,

Have you tried the exciting new Party Casino????

[Matt1975]

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I skipped 2 grades In High School, have a 155 IQ, I even had a trip to the White House when I was 16 because I was the first person in the States History to Score 99th percentile on standardized tests in all areas from kindergarten to 9th Grade

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This is my favorite part. Nice work troll.

[Spechel EDD]

start a new account

[Chingaling]

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I skipped 2 grades In High School, have a 155 IQ, I even had a trip to the White House when I was 16 because I was the first person in the States History to Score 99th percentile on standardized tests in all areas from kindergarten to 9th Grade

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This is my favorite part. Nice work troll.

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Not kidding.. What exactly would I gain by making this up.. Its not like Im trying to have sex with you.

[mmbt0ne]

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AS SOON as I signed up for Party I saw a MARKED change, Like I am NOT a conspiracy theorist and even though if didnt even seem like things were right, I simply couldnt fathom why things would be different..

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Umm, the same server deals cards to Empire/Eurobet/Party/Intertops/Multipoker/PokerNow.

[Chingaling]

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start a new account

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Im down to 50k bankroll from 600k, Ive come close to killing myself on numerous occasions with many nice vomitting sessions.. Its kinda late I guess

[baronzeus]

coach me in hotornot and i will coach you in poker

[Chingaling]

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AS SOON as I signed up for Party I saw a MARKED change, Like I am NOT a conspiracy theorist and even though if didnt even seem like things were right, I simply couldnt fathom why things would be different..

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Umm, the same server deals cards to Empire/Eurobet/Party/Intertops/Multipoker/PokerNow.

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Which is why I ignored it and explained it away for a year.. Thanks