**Official** uNL BBV Thread - November

[Shattered]

Oh, and srs question BBV: When the 30/0/.06 villain insta 4-bet me the last hand before I killed Stars and a kitten, DO I FOLD THE KING KING? (like, srsly)

[Rips]

Brag: Won 16 buyins today.
Beat: It was NL10
[] Variance

[Micro Donk]

[ QUOTE ]
Brag: Won 16 buyins today.
Beat: It was NL10
[] Variance

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variance: graph plz

[Rips]

Ok, but my pokertracker skills is very bad. How can I make one with hands from only one date?

[Nogatsira]

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($3.55)
Hero ($13.30)
CO ($9.85)
Button ($5.80)
SB ($10.60)
BB ($14.85)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.10, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $0.45</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, BB calls $0.35, UTG calls $0.35.

Flop: ($1.40) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $1.1</font>, BB calls $1.10, UTG folds.

Turn: ($3.60) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $3</font>, BB calls $3.

River: ($9.60) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $10.3 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $8.75 (All-In).

Final Pot: $27.10

Results:
BB has 5s 4c (straight, five high).
Hero has 3d 3h (three of a kind, threes).
Outcome: BB wins $28.65.

[matrix]

Party Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

MP: $62.76
CO: $52
Hero (BTN): $61.92
SB: $29
BB: $50.12
UTG: $94.69

Pre-Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG calls $0.50, MP folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $2.50</font>, Hero calls $2.50, 3 folds

Flop: ($6.25) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">CO bets $3</font>, Hero calls $3

Turn: ($12.25) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">CO bets $7</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $20</font>, CO calls $13

River: ($52.25) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">CO bets $26.50 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $26.50

Results: $105.25 Pot ($3 Rake)
CO showed A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON $102.25 (+$50.25 NET)
Hero showed 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight Two to Six) and LOST (-$52 NET)

I start thinking that it might not be my night tonight -
why wasn't that the 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] that flopped...
and then...

Party Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

MP: $50.75
CO: $50.84
BTN: $58.65
SB: $48.90
Hero (BB): $47.78
UTG: $96.13

Pre-Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
3 folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $2</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $7</font>, Hero calls $6.50, BTN folds

<font color="blue">BTN is a lagtard - and note on SB says "3bets light"</font>
Flop: ($16) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $13</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $40.78 and is All-In</font>, SB calls $27.78

[color]well if he has AK I'm coolered</font>

Turn: ($97.56) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

<font color="blue">o [censored] - please don't have KK...</font>
River: ($97.56) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $97.56 Pot ($3 Rake)
SB showed 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight Nine to King) and WON $47.28 (-$0.50 NET)
Hero showed J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight Nine to King) and WON $47.28 (-$0.50 NET)

<font color="blue">[img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] maybe it is my night [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]</font>

File this under "variance" I think.

[Baintz]

How to make $$$ at 50NL:

- Sit at my table
- Call my raise with any 2 suited cards
- If even one of your suit hits the flop, call any and all bets to the river and suck out on my flopped 2 pair/set/straight. Your flush WILL come in.

Alternatively:

- Wait until I reraise
- Call with trash (85o is perfect)
- Flop trips and bust my AA, or if you don't flop trips, just shove over my c-bet with your gutshot. It WILL hit.

7 BIs gone in about 2 hours tonight. KISS MY [censored] A$$ POKER, YOU [censored] [censored]

[HotdogPoker]

W...T....F.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (5 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($6.50)
Hero ($10.50)
BB ($4.80)
UTG ($9.20)
MP ($10.60)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.10, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $0.5</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG calls $0.40.

Flop: ($1.10) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $1</font>, UTG calls $1.

Turn: ($3.10) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $2.25</font>, UTG calls $2.25.

River: ($7.60) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $2.2</font>, Hero calls $2.20.

Final Pot: $12

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Jc Ac (straight, ace high).
UTG has 6c Qs (full house, queens full of sixes).
Outcome: UTG wins $12. </font>

[Snafu'd]

Beat: I think 76s is a loser in my db after this hand...

Full Tilt Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

Hero (CO): $125.10
BTN: $71.50
SB: $68.20
BB: $148.15
UTG: $53.35
MP: $38.45

Pre-Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (CO)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $1.75</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">BB raises to $6.25</font>, Hero calls $4.50

Flop: ($12.75) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $9.25</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $40.50</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $141.90 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $78.35 and is All-In

Turn: ($250.45) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($250.45) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $250.45 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Tens and Sevens) and LOST (-$125.10 NET)
BB showed 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Tens and Eights) and WON $247.45 (+$122.35 NET)

[Snafu'd]

gg variance...