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Old 03-19-2007, 12:38 AM
r3vbr r3vbr is offline
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Default Almost got kidnapped... Beat or brag?

Today I was having dinner out and came home when, at the gates of my house (its located inside like a private villa), a car comes from behind, blocks my rear, and 1 guy steps out, points a gun to my side window, while 3 of his goons wait in the car. Luckly for me I was driving my armoured car (audi a3 2006) wich i bought 1 year ago with poker winnings, so i just stare at them, they go beserk, tapping him .38 revolver nonstop at my window until they finally see that I was never opening the door, and probably realise after a while that the car was bulletproof, so after about 1min. they leave. Best 50k I ever spent.
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Old 03-19-2007, 12:40 AM
FakePlasticTrees FakePlasticTrees is offline
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Wow, I would've [censored] my pants even with a bulletproof car. You've got some balls, man.
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Old 03-19-2007, 12:40 AM
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more balla if you werent drivin a bulletproof car. Still, nh.
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Old 03-19-2007, 12:41 AM
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i woulda rolled down the window and blasted him with the sawed off.
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Old 03-19-2007, 12:42 AM
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more balla if you werent drivin a bulletproof car. Still, nh.

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yeah right. bullet proof rides are soooo balla.
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Old 03-19-2007, 12:43 AM
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woulda been funny if he shot ur tires
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Old 03-19-2007, 12:45 AM
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i heard aba was busto but geez.....
lol carjackaments
something about the girl who got butt done
variance : your gf got out of the car voluntarily
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Old 03-19-2007, 12:47 AM
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i heard aba was busto but geez.....
lol carjackaments
something about the girl who got butt done
variance : your gf got out of the car voluntarily

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all of these are pretty bad.
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Old 03-19-2007, 12:47 AM
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probably realise after a while that the car was bulletproof

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these guys were thugs. thugs are morons. morons don't realize anything.

that said, i call BS.
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Old 03-19-2007, 12:47 AM
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woulda been funny if he shot ur tires

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Special plastic composite inside wheels enable me to drive over 100km with a flat tire. That only cost like 2k.
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