Brag: I have been saved!

[mbillie1]

Dude I got one in the mail saying "This is the chance you were waiting for - just based on our faith in the Lord we are going to loan you what is inside this envelope" from some church. I naturally assumed it was a scam, but I was broke at the time so I figured maybe I'd try to cash whatever check they put in there... it was a [censored] paperish cloth, a "prayer cloth", and they were loaning it to me, I was [censored] pissed

[LeatherFace]

WTF WHY DIDNT I GET ONE????? Alls I get is bags of shiit on my porch.

[Gone Forever]

[ QUOTE ]
Found this at my door coming home last night - life is gonna be awesome now!



[/ QUOTE ]

I know some of you have asked, "How can I solve the mysteries of the deep south?"

It's easy.

Step 1: Call the number (703-718-8889)
Step 2: Set up an appointment
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Prophet White

[furyshade]

this is obviously a scam. everyone knows people in the deep south can't read, none the less write with arbitrary capitalizations.

[Teh1337zor]

holla rep the 703

[FishSticks]

wtf is this ointment he speaks of?

[Gone Forever]

[ QUOTE ]


Prophet White is a prostitute

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah the guy's totally a man whore. Let's take a deeper look at what Rev White is REALLY trying to tell US.

"a sure-fire man to do for you the things that are needed"
"the spirit of release"
"controls your every affair"
"come to see Rev White as many others do from far and near"
"bound to be satisfied"
"satisfaction is doubly garaunteed"
"one visit is all you need"
"Rev White works his power to satisfy each and every one"
"reveals to you all the hidden secrets"
"here is the man that will do it for you in a hurry"
"don't tell him. let him tell you"
"see him in the afternoon, be happy at night"
"ointment"
"he does what others claim to do"

100% Whore. Sounds like he's pretty good too. Get some, OP!

[TheJubilantMale]

obv it's his web design abilities that will save us all

linkkkk

[Skoob]

Is it a foregone conclusion that the ointment = Rev White's semen?

[Mn-Holdem]

everyone sign there webpage we have a few up already!!